Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.
Liebgott: ...
Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.
Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.
Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!
Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.
Perconte: We are men now, Lip.
Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!
Luz: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Liebgott: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Malarkey: Tackle him
Perconte: Dump him
Babe: Kick him in the shin
Toye: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN, YOU IDIOT!
Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes
@radiantcade, you know whats up ;)
Winters: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Nixon: More espresso less depresso.
Winters: No–
#that’s it #that’s the man #terminator™ speirs is a myth #quick ron hide #your beautiful soul is showing
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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