Luz: Lipton, It's Time To Stop Treating Me Like A Child. And It's Also Time To Stop Feeding Us Dinosaur-shaped
Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.
Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!
Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.
Perconte: We are men now, Lip.
Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!
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by firandflora
Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.
this is all I can think about
Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Speirs: only if you also don't ask why
Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Luz:
Speirs:
Luz: this one is fine
I have my own personal headcanon that Shifty would just find little creatures and put them in his coat pockets. For example
Sobel “private…why is your pocket squirming?”
Shifty “there is a turtle inside, sir.”
Sobel “…god dammit. Go put it back.”
“Captain Nixon, Sir?”
“What?”
no reason i just lov the dramatic blanket
Webster: 👁👄👁
Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.
Roe: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Babe: Ten minutes.
Nixon: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Winters: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Nixon: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
Babe: I can explain.
Roe: Can you?
Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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