I’m Here To Share This Screen Cap With You All Of Penkala’s Sassy Ass Eyebrow.

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spot the difference challenge 2020

Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Webster: I would say infinitesimally.

Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Nixon: hurry, i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend

Speirs: no

Speirs: i can pretend to be your ex husband who has a large fortune and five previous failed marriages with mysteriously disappeared spouses

Babe: I can explain.

Roe: Can you?

Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Babe: Can you dust my wets?

Doc Roe: You can just ask for Parmesan cheese

Babe, confused, lifts all of his spaghetti with his hands: Please. My wets.

Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.

Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!

Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.

Perconte: We are men now, Lip.

Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!

I just found this picture and I LOVE IT.

First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.

It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.

but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.

aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”

That can: it’s peaches

Weekend pass: revoked

The dog: it’s mine

Brass knuckles: could use some

Got: a penny

gene: speaks french

babe, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

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