Nix: Dick, I am not in denial.
Dick: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Nix: Dick, honey, I am not denying I'm in denial.
Dick: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Nix: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.
Nixon: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.
Nixon, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!
Winters: Nixon! Focus.
A random dog on the street: *sneezes*
Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!
Speirs: I poisoned one of our drinks
Speirs: But i forgot which one
Nix: The way this day is going I hope it’s mine
Webster: [accidentally brushes Liebgott’s hand with his own]
Liebgott: [aggressively holds Webster’s hand] Fucking COMMIT to it
Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.
Can forget about my smol boi Perconte
Randleman: Anybody under 5’9” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head-butt someone in the nipples?
Perconte: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Shifty Powers as Artemis
A puppy really
First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻♀️
Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.
It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.
but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.
aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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