“Captain Nixon, Sir?”

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

the subtitles were wrong so i fixed them :)

nobody:

Webster: 🧍🏻

me, watching shifty powers take out that sniper in foy: fucking superb you funky little woodland creature

This for you Maddy😘

band of brothers ships rated by you ↳ #4 ♕ George Luz & Joe Toye

“Yeah, I’ll get you a drink.”

Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”

Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.

Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.