me, watching shifty powers take out that sniper in foy: fucking superb you funky little woodland creature
“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”
Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes
Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that
Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that
Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”
Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?
Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck
Toye: Tis but a scratch.
Roe: A scratch? Your leg’s off!
Winters: What are you drinking Nix?
Nixon: Tea?
Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?
Nixon: Tea-quila…
Luz: time to get serious. Toye, put on your game face
Toye:
Luz:
Luz: not your gay face, your game face
Toye: they're the same fucking face!
Eugene Roe + Smiling
Luz: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Liebgott: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Malarkey: Tackle him
Perconte: Dump him
Babe: Kick him in the shin
Toye: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN, YOU IDIOT!
In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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