I May Do More Of These….

every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*

A random dog on the street: *sneezes*

Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!

if you dont like it catch my hands

Babe: You’re on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?

Penkala: Bash their brains in.

Muck: Propose.

Luz: Bold of you to assume I’m on a date

Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.

Skinny: *staggering around*

Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!

Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.

Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.

Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.

Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.

Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.

foley 💭

“No medic has ever been so…very small. You’re very small, Doc. You’re a tiny thing.”

— Babe Heffron

Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*

Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*

Drive through attendant: Uh...

Babe: Or is Jack off?

Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*

Richard Winters and Lewis Nixon, Camp Toccoa 1940s, colorized