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Parents in media: oh, you have depression? it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get through this together

Parents in real life (my parents): what, you don’t have depression. I don’t care what your therapist says, I don’t see it.

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

Loki wallpapers

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I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

please stop trying to make more money off of this site it’s not going to work people are already desensitized to the ads or have adblock

Hey, thanks for the feedback!

We’re exploring more ways of making Tumblr financially sustainable, so we can keep this weird ship afloat. You don’t have to buy into it if you don’t want, but like Matt, current interim Tumblr CEO, said in a recent post:

Remember that right now Tumblr costs a lot more to run than it makes, part of that bet is predicated on the idea that it’s losing money now but it’ll grow and make it up later. We just have to make it through this interim period by listening to users, iterating quickly, and shipping high-quality updates.

Love,

—Cyle (Tumblr Engineering)

Someone: And then the punchline is a cute little mouse pun!

Absolutely deranged terf about to elevate this post to meme status at light speed: OH so you wanna FUCK THE MOUSE GIRL, you pervert?! This could have been cute if it weren’t so blatantly horny!! Obviously if the first thing I pictured was a hentai boobblob, that was rotten OP’s intent and has nothing to do with me. 

Like I can’t believe this is a subgenre of post now. For how long will it go on?

I am Pagan, but I still consider Muslims to be my brothers and sisters.

Muslim brothers and sisters

So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices

Today at work there was a dude with a chihuahua in his bag, and it was quite cute (I don’t like chihuahuas usually, they are rat bastards, but this one was fine). I complimented him on his dog, and he said “oh, she usually wakes up when she smells food,” (I’m a caterer), and I—seeing the golden opportunity this was—replied with “me too, man,” and HE DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH. My talents are wasted here.

See, my brother is ten years older than me, and I told him “I love you” once, on accident…yeah. We’re not super close—but I knew we had a weird relationship compared to other siblings (plus he’s my hale brother). So, I thought that he hated me, specifically because of all the media I consumed, and how all of the siblings in it just fucking hated each other. This story has no funny end, but, I can say that we’re closer now.

okay, the whole “silly writers, siblings aren’t supposed to actually like each other” thing was always annoying, but it has now morphed into actual real-life people telling me and my actual real-life sibling that our relationship is weird and creepy because we enjoy spending time together and aren’t constantly at each other’s throats, so if we could all collectively stop pretending that siblings are only capable of being cruel to each other, and that any depiction otherwise is unrealistic, that would be great, thanks