Look. The Uno Rules Are Whatever You Can Convince The People You Are Playing With That They Are.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

let’s not start the trojan war all over again!

pov: you’re Paris and you must choose

In a lot of lotr Modern AUs, a lot of people make Aragorn the Mom friend and I find it outrageous! Like, Aragorn is totally the friend who: lives on coffee, never sleeps, smokes weed, dosn’t pay his taxes (if he has them), hasn't washed his hair is 3 years, skips class (If high school or collage AU) and probably has killed someone. Like, yeah, he cares about his friends, but his solution to most likely anything is murder and/or coffee. The real mom friend of the Fellowship is Boromir, he probably cares snacks every where and is, like, the only member of the fellowship who doesn't smoke pipe weed.

Community Service Announcement!!! If you are posting about your notp, don’t tag the ship! It doesn’t feel nice when you are scrolling through posts about your otp and see someone insulting it. You are allowed to have your opinions and not like every ship, that is valid, but don’t be mean to the fans of the ship! Be nice guys, pls.

Why is lotr so good? I’ve yet to meet a book that has the same level of plot, writing and characters. 

Newsboy from 1899.

Aaaahhhhh I can’t

They had a two for one deal on ankle biting gremlins

I just read the Silmarillion. I am confused.

5 new crushes I’ve gotten cuz of Newsies. Their not really crushes, per-se, just like, damn, they’re fine (who am I kidding, Kara Lindsay as Katharine is *sigh* and Ben Tyler Cook as Race is also *sigh*)