Let’s Not Start The Trojan War All Over Again!

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

The elves always seem to blame man for evil and darkness. Always saying they’re weak and gullible. But it’s not the elves who continue to fight even after the walls breached, It’s not elves who charge into scores of orcs, who attack the black gate with no hope that they can win for the slight chance that it will help Frodo and Sam. I’m not saying the elves are not brave or did not help destroy the ring, they did. I’m just saying they have no right to call mortals weak. 

The elves lost hope and most sailed to Valar, the humans lost hope and charged to war.

Kili: Oh, How would I know?

Bilbo: How would you not?”

Kili: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Bilbo: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

Bilbo: Kili, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

Kili, deliriously: oh I don’t know, I like brunettes- 

Bilbo: your BLOOD TYPE

Sprace? In 2023? It’s more likely then you think!!

"We is here"

“Name one hero who was happy”

“You can’t”

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

I’ve been watching LOTR crack videos for the past hour and I can’t breath. Why is this so funny?

me_irl

Ok so Just paused Newsies and uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Crutchie looks like Jack just punched him in the no no square

Romeo and Mush look like their trying to fight but failing miserably

Finch looks like he’s trying to explain his rage to Race

Race looks like me when I saw this Turkey on the roof at school

Albert is just like I hate these idiots

Elmer just looks terrified

I will never be able to watch the Mines of Moria scene the same ever again.

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

So there are these 2 kinda homophobic boys on my swim team and i might, kinda, be writing gay fanfic of them. They’re both wearing speedos and are almost noise to noise trying to be “big” and “intimidating”. How am I not suppost to ship them? They keep saying, “no homo” and I’m in the corner thinking, “yes homo”

so yeah, now I’m writing fanfic.

They’re also light haired x dark haired.