I Can’t Reblog This Fast Enough. My Tears Are Getting In My Way.

Update.

I went back to this restaurant and…

Umm, so I was at a restaurant with my family last night and I found these…

There were a lot of other titles with different fandoms, but these were my favorite. 

Your right, time is precious. Nothing you do can get you more time, death is inevitable. All the more reason to live while you can.

Like Gandalf said,                                                                                              “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

As I write my Aralas fic I keep trying to come up with ways for Aragorn to become immortal. Even though my fic is set 60+ years before FOTR, and Aragorn won't die in cannon for another 190 years, I am forced to deal with his mortality compared to the elves. 210 years is a VERY long time, but when it is compared to an elf who has already lived over a millennium, it's basically moments.

I've tried to come up with loopholes, like Eru made Tuor immortal, couldn't he do that for Aragorn? Couldn't Legolas sneak him into the undying lands like he did with Gimli in cannon? Aragorn is technically part of Elros's bloodline, so theoretically shouldn't he be able to choose between mortality and immortality like Arwen?

But in the end I keep coming back to the same place. Yes, there are plenty of ways I can make him immortal, but maybe I don't have to. Maybe in the end Aragorn dies and he and Legolas don't get to be together in the undying lands, and maybe that's okay.

When characters constantly cheat death it cheapens it, it takes away its meaning. Aragorn, and the rest of the men for that matter, were given the gift of mortality, a precious, precious gift in the eyes of Eru. Why should he give that up?

Nothing can last forever, not in life and not in fiction. Shouldn't it be enough just to enjoy it while we have it?

I just read The Song of Achilles and am dying. THEY DESERVED BETTER!!!

So there are these 2 kinda homophobic boys on my swim team and i might, kinda, be writing gay fanfic of them. They’re both wearing speedos and are almost noise to noise trying to be “big” and “intimidating”. How am I not suppost to ship them? They keep saying, “no homo” and I’m in the corner thinking, “yes homo”

so yeah, now I’m writing fanfic.

They’re also light haired x dark haired.

A little Aragorn for you in these trying times?

Modern lotr AU I may or may not write

The fellowship is in high school 

they all end up with in-school suspension for a week.

Gandalf is the teacher that watches them.

all become friends (also free the school from the tyrant of a principal Sauron, but whatever)

Frodo

freshman

Gay

He/him

has anxiety and depression

adopted by Bilbo, his rich gay uncle

best friend (and later boyfriend) is Sam

I don’t know what he did to get suspended

Sam

also a freshman

Bi

He/him

likes gardening

crushing really hard on his friend Frodo

Merry

freshman

Ace

he/him

trans

best friend with Pip

got suspended for setting off fireworks in class

Pippin

freshman

Pan

he/they

flirts with everyone

set off fireworks with Merry

stoner

Aragorn

Junior

Bi

he/him

substitutes sleep with coffee

loves horses

never washes his hair

adopted by Elrond

somehow ended up dating Legolas (has no idea how he manged to be so lucky)

probably smoking weed behind the school right now.

got suspended for pulling out a knife during school (the teachers have have no idea how he got it.)

Legolas

also a junior

He/they

Pan

has more hair produces than anything else (except maybe pictures of Aragorn)

captain of the school archery team

suspended for climbing school buildings

Gimli

Senior

what is gender?

Aro/Ace

spends as much time as they can in the art studio

got suspended for creating a real axe and bursting into a classroom saying “here’s Gimli!”

Boromir

senior

Bi

he/him

on the soccor team

a big softy

loves his little brother Faramir

pretty much adopts Merry and Pippin as so as he meets them

got suspended for starting a fight with the other jocks because he didn’t like the way they were treating people.

 also toying with the Idea of Arwen being a cheerleader and falling for Eowyn, who is in a biker gang, but we’ll see. I might add more characters later if I end up writing this but this is the basics.

let’s not start the trojan war all over again!

pov: you’re Paris and you must choose

The elves always seem to blame man for evil and darkness. Always saying they’re weak and gullible. But it’s not the elves who continue to fight even after the walls breached, It’s not elves who charge into scores of orcs, who attack the black gate with no hope that they can win for the slight chance that it will help Frodo and Sam. I’m not saying the elves are not brave or did not help destroy the ring, they did. I’m just saying they have no right to call mortals weak. 

The elves lost hope and most sailed to Valar, the humans lost hope and charged to war.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

I am crying now. This is so sad. Try again Spot, it’ll work next time. Race is head over heels for you!

Spot: hey so I was wondering-

Race watching Jojo and Albert doing something stupid

Spot: um if you maybe

Race: STOP

Race: I’m sorry I have to go stop my friends I’ll see you later

Spot standing alone: I wanted to know if you wanted to go out on a date with me

Spot: yeah that was worth practicing for three hours in the mirror