Enter Vallis Cineris,you will see bill's parents redcated carrying child bill!🥹
What happens when you enter in titians blood into the website
OMG!!!I am so excited for this!
stats for the current build v
I would apologize for it taking a year to make but at this point I'm just glad it might be finished during my lifetime.
Bill is lowkey very powerful like a fledgling god because his father,euclid is known as the godfather of geometry
He flickers red like his dad when angry and blue when he is sad like his mom.Aka the emotions he truly express represents his parents
His powers being blue came from his mom scalene.
Euclid will draw stars for bill like pentagrams,hexagrams or more to cheer up bill despite being hurt he gave his son medicine.
Scalene has post-partum depression because of bill's "disorder"
Scalene and euclid will wreak havoc on who dares to hurt bill ever since as a baby and that's where bill has his habit of destroying realities came from.
Euclid teaches bill how to be a mentor that bills do in gravity falls,based on how euclid is a mentor of archimedes.
Scalene will make the baby bill go up(which is actually just north) to play along with his son's visions.She would also decorate her son's room with glow in the dark stars to see her son happy
Scalene and euclid met when the stars are aligned unknowingly,same with birth of bill
Scalene always sings with baby bill lullabies before tucking bill to sleep.She is the one who bill runs to whenever he has a problem.
Scalene has depression issues while Euclid has anger issues
Euclid tried to understand bill's 3d vision by explaining how 2d is to 1d.But secretly he refuses to acknowledge it is the same to their world despite being true,because he knows it will break everything,He won't let his son do that.
My headcanon is that Euclid would sometime let baby bill wear his pant,it often falling off bill's head despite their efforts.My other headcanon is that scalene had a passion for song and both her and bill would sing together
I found another one!!!
Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia
Scalene
Irregular
Euclid
God
Sex (lol)
Universe
HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:
stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles
mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"
ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits
soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack
dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black
bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)
gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"
wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji
mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video
pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write
robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter
tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will
blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"
weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day
axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"
T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"
cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles
blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables
triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"
dippy fresh: links to this image
mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill
gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"
portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"
theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs
blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click
creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly
alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels
toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order
dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes
love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book
death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"
book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"
life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"
baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you
pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"
weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there
waddles: links to a pig adoption website
mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"
ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"
mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique
tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now
matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill
skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"
scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"
divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"
music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static
math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato
conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill
okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too
Twitter ate it up I hope tumblr likes it too
delulu family
Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!
Bill Cipher giving subtle hints of him loving his parents in his own book is my roman empire.
He practically called his dad a handsome fella aww :D
•Scalene and Euclid got married on paper because they couldn't afford a wedding for being lower class. But even then it was the loveliest night of their lifes
•Euclid was a soldier in the military and hurted his right leg causing him to use a cane when walking. He still goes on missions but doesn't has an active role in wars since he's more like a long shooter. His vision is very sharp and clear. An excellent shot.
•He took Bill shooting once and with his mutation, Bill accidentally lifted the gun and shooted "up"
Euclid's friends were confused where the bullet went and he quickly tried to cover it by saying the bullet got stuck
This happened 3 times.
He was so stressed at that time but once they got home and were having dinner they all laughed about how it went
•Scalene is blue Euclid is red colored
•The statics voice in thisisnotawebsite talking about the sky is burning the murderer's name is Bill etc are Euclid's. The male voice
•The rockabye billy lullaby is something Bill hears from the statics most of the time
•Scalene had overprotection issues, he was scared of someone hurting Billy I mean everybody already mocks him all the time
•One time Bill tried to fake being blind in order to make his parents happy that the medicine was finally working but got caught a week later catching something from falling. It was so embarrassing no one talked about it even in that moment. They just learned
• One of the first tricks Bill learned after being conscious about his powers was to regenerate an eye, scared of losing it or getting it hurt
Animation WIP that took me like 10 fucking hours and still sucks 😍 but!!!! Bill backstory!!! And this song!!! I HAVE BIG PLANS AND IDEAS but no skill no time no maidens
Hello!i am thinking of creating my own subfandom known as deicide.of course I wanted to make my own fanfic of continuation of realicide(i am very sad it got discontinued but it is what it is.)
You guys can reply and repost as much as you want.here are my ideas
Egoist will establish the union of egoists
Cultcom will encounter senatorialism, illuminatism and more
Realicide version of neoliberalism is metamodernism?
Ontolologism
The versions of the fringes in realicide are called the unhinges as an inside joke (avarationist,soulist,kraketocracy,hive mind collectivist)
Deicide(yeah so like we will kill all gods even anti-gods lol)
Anti-theists(Anti-thesis)
Atheist(New atheist)
Apatheist
Agnostic
Misotheism
Absurdism
Anti-Anti-Theists
Basically any religion, spiritual or such philosophies
Alex hirsch dropping the book of bill to the public:
Me:
ALEX HIRSCH!!!!
DROP SCALENE AND EUCLID CONTENT
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS