OMG!!!I Am So Excited For This!

“He goes to a different school I swear!”

Bills parents!! I have been loving drawing these two-

I added yellow into both of their color schemes because I wanted to show how Bill reflected in both of them, AUGH

Also yes, Bill made Scalene his mama a stained-glass star she wears because I thought it was the cutest idea ever

Also, Euclid is a BAD DAD in my universe. The fact he hasn't even been mentioned makes me think he was either neglectful or just not a good parent at all which,,, I have so many thoughts (as we know from my previous comic about Bill's anger reflecting his dads) ALSO SIDE NOTE Euclid is wearing the ring on his top hat!! I thought it was a cute concept

Alex hirsch dropping the book of bill to the public:

Me:

ALEX HIRSCH!!!!

DROP SCALENE AND EUCLID CONTENT

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Agent 1 and 2 was done so dirty and wrong.Including the cherubs.

They were competent antagonists to now dumb and annoying waste of characters in the show.

I know the Cherubs were annoying even in their first appearance but man.The concept of angels being fallen by an accident,self defense and stuck in a moral dilemma(damn if you do,damn if you don't situation where the IMP keeps pestering them when they only want to help)is so intriguing (them killing the old man in accident out of self defense from the IMP).Their potential is wasted to make heaven appear bad or dumb in hell(full moon).

The DHORKS could be interesting.I am excited for characters especially humans that can beef up with the supernatural.but instead it was a "secret" organization funded by something? Then when they show proof of demons, the government and church?(With the priests soldiers arming the gun in that scene).the way they show their operations seems like another lesser evil.As the Agents react nothing to the girls being killed in the hell's portal as a joke.

They became annoying instead of actual antagonists to the IMP .The way they are so defeated easily and their loss as a joke for slapstick humor is making their plot in their episodes useless.If anything they are not really an obstacle as IMP even mocks their easy defeat.just another plot device.

Don't forget how their team up sounds cool but disappointing.It could be their revenge or rather avenging themselves as the IMP did them wrong multiple times.But instead we get Cletus and Keenie acting blood thirsty angels while there is one genuine guy known as Collin being too innocent.Cletus and Kleenie reaction is justified tbh but the episode made them seems like another character being racist to hellborns litterally fighting them to death.Blitz insult them on his apology tour makes blitz apology a bit insincere.because again they are easily defeated.not even a temporary win like with striker so what is the point of them taking up screen time?what is the point of the agents being dramatic about demon hunting and the existence of DHORKS when humans are so dumb and let demons roam.What is the point of the CHERUBS existing to sabotage IMP when many times,IMP sabotage itself?.I feel like they are just here so we can laugh at them like how blitz makes fun of them in apology tour.

Cool detail I found.Both CHERUBS and DHORKS kill the IMP's client in accident.sounds like a doomed narrative.as if god is intervening their closeness to success into failure.tbf they are doomed as an antagonist already.even IMPs beefing themselves has more thematic conflict than these two.

Mama's boy

I found another one!!!

Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia

Scalene

Irregular

Euclid

God

Sex (lol)

Universe

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too

Bill is lowkey very powerful like a fledgling god because his father,euclid is known as the godfather of geometry

He flickers red like his dad when angry and blue when he is sad like his mom.Aka the emotions he truly express represents his parents

His powers being blue came from his mom scalene.

Euclid will draw stars for bill like pentagrams,hexagrams or more to cheer up bill despite being hurt he gave his son medicine.

Scalene has post-partum depression because of bill's "disorder"

Scalene and euclid will wreak havoc on who dares to hurt bill ever since as a baby and that's where bill has his habit of destroying realities came from.

Euclid teaches bill how to be a mentor that bills do in gravity falls,based on how euclid is a mentor of archimedes.

Scalene will make the baby bill go up(which is actually just north) to play along with his son's visions.She would also decorate her son's room with glow in the dark stars to see her son happy

Scalene and euclid met when the stars are aligned unknowingly,same with birth of bill

Scalene always sings with baby bill lullabies before tucking bill to sleep.She is the one who bill runs to whenever he has a problem.

Scalene has depression issues while Euclid has anger issues

Euclid tried to understand bill's 3d vision by explaining how 2d is to 1d.But secretly he refuses to acknowledge it is the same to their world despite being true,because he knows it will break everything,He won't let his son do that.

My headcanon is that Euclid would sometime let baby bill wear his pant,it often falling off bill's head despite their efforts.My other headcanon is that scalene had a passion for song and both her and bill would sing together

THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM UPDATE!!!!

GRAVITY FALLS THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM SPOILERS - PASSWORD MASTERLIST

a friend and I have been going over every password that works on the site, and I thought I'd post all of the ones I've found so fair. if you want to figure out the website on your own, please don't read further!!

Dipper

Mason

Dippy Fresh

Mabel

Stanley

Stanford/Ford/Sixer

Pines

Waddles

Wendy

Robbie

Soos

Gideon

Pacifica

Platinum Paz

Fiddleford/McGucket

Tad Strange

Blendin

Alex

Fuck you Alex

T.J Eckleburg

Bill/Cipher

Baby Bill/Baby/Lalala

Dorito

Scalene

Triangle

One Eyed King

Book of Bill

Vallis Cineris

Divorce/Breakup

IMSTILLONYOURMIND

Clone / Paper jam

Disney / Mickey mouse

Weirdmageddon

Mystery

Mystery Shack

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Journal 1

Journal 2

Journal 3

Giffany

Discogirl/BABBA

Pinata

AD Astra per Aspera (this one is definitely one you should try)

Hectoring

Meow

Matpat

Weird

Deer Teeth

Theraprism

Seven eyes

Skibidi/Rizz or other brainrot terms

Swear words (bitch, shit, cunt, etc)

Creepypasta

Reality

Goodnight Sally

Ducktective

Bye Gold

Blindeye

Euclydia

Axolotl

Lies

Love/Boyfriend

Blanchin

Virus

Morality

Small

Card

Cursed

Sorry

Portal

Hologram

Universe

Gun

FBI/CIA

Riddle

Yes

No

Something

Nothing

Life

Death

How will I die

Abuelita

Fixinit1

Scrimbles

Conspiracy

Fillbrick

OK KO

Kubrick

Cray Cray

Black sheep

Easter Egg

They'll see

Just fit in

Not a phase

Curse Wittebane

Titans Blood

Paper is Bookskin

Ciphertology

Scientology

Shape / Math / Greek

Who are you

You're insane

Sevral Times

Forget the past

Well well well being

Glass Shard Beach

Kings of New Jersey

Even his lies are lies

Just Blendin

Irregular

Contract

Caryn

Scary

Fordtramarine

Tourist trap

History

Toby determined

Craz

Unreality

Peak

Family matters

Cryptogram codex

this is all I've got for now!! I'll keep updating and editing this post. I also purposely chose to leave out what the result for each password is, because its so much more fun figuring it out on your own. I miiiiight do another post on that though

LMAO NOT THE BILLFORD REFERENCE.now I want a version of this using squaresphere lol

I did it… I saved the town

SCALENE and EUCLID

HEADCANONS!

-Euclid is the ruler there, doesn't matter what type, he just is. "EUCLYDia".

-Scalene used to be an asssistant for Euclid then they fell inlove

-Scalene is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she tries her best to see but if you lay a finger on her family, she WILL kill you.

-Euclid doesn't trust people so easily and is always aware of the people around him. Always notices the bad in people

-Euclid shows his love through gifts.

-Scalene shows her love through physical affection .

-They both throw Bill the biggest birthday parties. If you don't come, you will be publically executed. /J

-Bill is slightly closer to Scalene because Euclid is always away for business trips leaving him and his mom alone at their house

-Euclid always brings something home after the business trips. Clothes, Foods, etc.

-Scalene teaches Bill how to use different types of instruments and how to paint because she thinks it could be relaxing for him

-Euclid teaches Bill how to play chess, gives him tips on how to be a good leader because he wants his son to be just like him when he grows up.

-The whole Euclidia being destroyed thing happened when Bill was in his early teens, It just makes sense to me.

-They wouldn't blame him or resent him for destroying their dimension including theirselves. However, If they found out what crimes Bill committed, they'd be dissapointed.