Nothing Would Make Me Happier Than Having Someone Buy Me Outfits They Think Would Look Pretty On Me

it’s actually embarrassing what a “good girl” can do to me… on my knees asap

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

monkey (my cat) painting

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!

Vintage wlw will forever own my heart. We have been here for ages, and we won’t leave.