Oo Wee Oo

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

Grown over

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

girls will be so happy with their girlfriends and then whenever said girlfriend doesn’t give you attention your whole world EXPLODES AAAHHHH AHHH DYING AHHHH AHHH AAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH HELP ME AHHHH _€

All my homies love boobs and hate the government

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

Gay people wanted this (me)