Guys This Is Important

I’m on my third coffee today while doing philosophy homework

pls help

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

I could find the motivation to restart my computer but I can't clean my room

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit

The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing

And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder

Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.