Saw This Somewhere Else And Felt The Need To Post It Cause No One Else Ever Really Tells You This Stuff

The Eye:

Hello Jonah, apologies for the deception, bu-

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

How did this idea turn into me writing a podcast

Me trying to go to sleep

My brain at 2 in the god damn morning: what if ,,,,,, what if you read fanfics others have written and recorded it like an audio book

so I'm working on my podcast script and I stumbled upon this gem

*general disgruntled teen noises and angry shuffling*

I don't really remember writing this in but it gets the point across so i'm not complaining lol

Alright boys, girls, and pals in between or none the like.

My friend Cydney’s teacher believed THIS was ok to put up. It’s transphobic as fuck, and the schools gone into a whole riot about it. People are getting horrifically upset about her. Her girlfriend’s brother is trans, and both are getting hurt by this poster.

NOW despite the fact like half the school is arguing against it, their teacher STILL will not tear it down. She believes this shit is ok. Cydney tells me they’re are now debating on trying to get this on the news.

Now I, someone who is a transmasc nonbinary student, along with all of the friends she told this too, are LIVID about it. And I told her I’m posting this on Tumblr.

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS POSTER SO WE CAN SHOVE THE NOTES IN THE TEACHERS F A C E.

my gender may be ḙ̵̬̳̜̈́̉͑̂̍̒̓͛̔͌́̕̚͠r̶̜̝̲̩̗͙̪͎̞͖͔̫͈̦̫̃͒́̅͗̅̈́͆̾r̷̺̫̠͓̝̾͐͗̓͗͝͝ǫ̴̤͍͍̬̜͒̋̄̀̂̈́r̵̡̧͙̖͖͇̭̞̥̱͇̂̀̌̀̇͝ ̷̡̡̡͓͔̞̝̮̺̭̰̔4̷̧̰͇̙̞̭̀̔͑͗̋́̅̄͆͘͘͠͠0̶̛͇͕̻̘͂̏̆̈͑̐̉̓͂͑ͅ4̷͉͙̗̲͖͈̼̰̄  but my aesthetic is yes

Ok but when we were trying to “save” Mark and ourselves by pushing the giant laser button;

MatPat-

Was actually trying to help us xD

Oops

Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit

The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing

And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder

Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random WTNV quote in their in box.

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.