Nothingelsewillwork - How Did I Get Here

I am both absolutely petrified and fascinated by fungi, i think mushrooms and the like are real cute and i love them but I am also scared out of my god damn mind because every time I see a mushroom some little gremlin in the back of my mind just fukin goes ‘watch out buddio they are comin for ya b o n e s’

Julius Caesar deserved to get stabbed the absolute bitch baby. The Library of Alexandria burnt down and no i will never get over this

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

Hyde: Don’t talk about my height unless you’re ready to fight.

Lanyon: I could punt you across this room.

Hyde: Not if I break your legs first.

legit tho, even if you dont watch mark, you should totally listen to the edge of sleep. like. legit. u should.

becoming nocturnal just so I can stare at the moon for hours

Hi what if I straight up changed my name to Moss? Like????? Honestly???

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit

The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing

And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder

Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder