okay boomer
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
look
if a long dead ancestor of unknown origins doesn’t rise from the grave to stop me, then how bad of an idea is it really
Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, unwilling and all Seeing harbinger of the apocalypse being genuinely offended when his boyfriend accuses him of cheating in a game of eye-spy
Tumblr Cecil: perfectly thought out wardrobe, colour co-ordinated suits for each day of the week, a man of class
Actual Cecil: My clogs perfectly complimented my tights
Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit
The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing
And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder
Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder
how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday
((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))
((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))
Hyde: Don’t talk about my height unless you’re ready to fight.
Lanyon: I could punt you across this room.
Hyde: Not if I break your legs first.
- they/them - I'm sorry to anyone who ends up following this blog I have no idea whats going on - allegedly a sentient patch of moss -
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