Okay, Okay, Hear Me Out:

MAG 180 spoilers

Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, unwilling and all Seeing harbinger of the apocalypse being genuinely offended when his boyfriend accuses him of cheating in a game of eye-spy    

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

damn, The Magnus Archives sure was a podcast huh

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

honestly Aziraphale saying fuck that one time owns my soul 

Ok but when we were trying to “save” Mark and ourselves by pushing the giant laser button;

MatPat-

Was actually trying to help us xD

Oops

Tumblr Cecil: perfectly thought out wardrobe, colour co-ordinated suits for each day of the week, a man of class

Actual Cecil: My clogs perfectly complimented my tights

youre never alone. bacteria

How did this idea turn into me writing a podcast

Me trying to go to sleep

My brain at 2 in the god damn morning: what if ,,,,,, what if you read fanfics others have written and recorded it like an audio book

okay boomer