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my brain suddenly wanted human interaction so bad that I ordered food so I could briefly see another human face via delivery person

imagine having just moved out of home for the very first time and settling in and being unemployed and then suddenly writing a podcast

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Elias is a bitch. A silly bastard. A petty shitman. A right fuckdunce. And as an ace lesbian, the sexy voice holds no power here. Therefore, he may choke.

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

the next time someone asks me if I’m a girl or boy i’m just gonna say plant because honestly that’s where i’m at right now

NO SPOILERS

ME AS A LOKI STAN

Me before Endgame:

Me during Endgame:

Me after Endgame:

Lol imagine making memes as a coping mechanism