imagine having just moved out of home for the very first time and settling in and being unemployed and then suddenly writing a podcast
Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, unwilling and all Seeing harbinger of the apocalypse being genuinely offended when his boyfriend accuses him of cheating in a game of eye-spy
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
Ruby: I'D DIE FOR YOU
Sapphire: You will.
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
that moment during “Moving On Part 1″ where Virgil and Patton ask if things can get better and Logan’s voice softens and he says “of course they can” reblog if u agree
Have you ever accidently looked into the sky and then immediately be yoinked into the cosmos
- they/them - I'm sorry to anyone who ends up following this blog I have no idea whats going on - allegedly a sentient patch of moss -
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