Kurauchi: What Are You Going To Do?

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

Chika: Osamu takes really long showers when he gets depressed.

Yuma: When do you think he’s going to come out?

Chika: I don’t know. He took a chair in there.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Arafune: What did you three do?

Kageura, Hokari, Toma:

Arafune, sighing: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Tachikawa:

Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?

Karasuma: Easily.

Murakami: I really like this whole “ good guy, bad guy “ thing you guys have going on.

Kageura: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kitazoe isn’t.