Ouji: Quick, Take My Hand!

Ouji: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I’ll use to explain the plan.

Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.

Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.

Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Jin: It’s been 15 minutes and Tachikawa still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt? What if he doesn’t like me anymore?

Arashiyama: Just give him some time. I’m sure it’s fine.

(Meanwhile)

Tachikawa: [Struggling to spell gorgeous]

Izumi: Just tell him he’s pretty.

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.