Jin: Thanks For Agreeing To See Me.

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Kido, to Tamakoma: “Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Inukai: Why does everyone always think were together?

Kageura: Maybe it’s because you keep holding my hand and calling me “ babe “.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Kizaki: Are you decent?

Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

Yuiga: My job here is done.

Tachikawa, Izumi, and Kunichika: But you didn’t do anything.

Yuiga; [ Disappears dramatically into the shadows ]

Yuba: It’s called ukelele screamo and it’s art.

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.