Izuho: Physically, Yes, I Could Fight Chika.

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

I am friends to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

- Oki Koji, at some point

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Kazama: I don’t have anger issues!

Suwa: A worker fucked up your order at McDonald’s and you screamed “ You done mcfucked up now! “

Suwa; And then you called him a chicken mcnobody.

Kazama: Ha, chicken mcnobody.

Kageura: You ever meet someone who is just the human form of crumbs in the bed?

Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Karasuma: Should we let him in.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.

Kageura: Each time I tell you those three words, I mean them more and more.

Kageura: “ Leave me alone “

Kageura: Inukai.

Inukai: Kageura.

Kitazoe: Kitazoe!

Kitazoe, after being stared at: I felt left out.