Kizaki: Yesterday I Overheard Hyuse Saying “ Are You Sure This Is A Good Idea? “ And Yotaro Replying

Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *

Jin: What did you do?

Hyuse: Nobody died.

Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Jin: Kizaki, can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s someone funnier than me.

Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….

Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.

Usami: ThrEE.

Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “

Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Inukai: Why does everyone always think were together?

Kageura: Maybe it’s because you keep holding my hand and calling me “ babe “.

Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?

Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.