*in a crowd and Lance loses everyone*:
Lance: I know!
Lance: *stands on chair and uses hands as a megaphone*
Lance: LANCE MC-FUCKING-CLAIN SUCKS
Paladins and BoM: *no noise at all*
Lance: *sad*
*huge explosion in the distance*
Lance: *hears angry Galra screaming*
Keith: wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIN’ QUIZNACK WHO SAID THAT
Not my work anime kuroko no basket You don't be a flake to Kuroko or you have a Titan chasing you
Not my work but it's a funny picture Kuroko no basket
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking that created them
Albert Einstein
Feel the love not my work anime Yuri on ice
One day one of my friends ask if we wanted to know a fun fact so we said sure then she gos did you know that male kangaroos dick splits in half and that a female has 3 holes two for the dick and one for the baby to come out. after that no one knew what to say to that so we just stood there in complete confusion or just shocked that she just randomly brought that up or how she knew that
Here how to offend someone in unique ways They may not know what you are saying but it's funny to see their confused faces
Not my work He realized his mistake too late
Chilling With my dog right now
Mickey Mouse's original name was Mortimer
Lance: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.
Allura: What was the first?
Lance: It's very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.