Lance: This Is Probably The Second Weirdest Way I've Almost Died.

Lance: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Allura: What was the first?

Lance: It's very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

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8 years ago

Those who call themselves ugly don’t realize that someone out there thanks to the most beautiful person in their eyes

Francis Bonnefoy ( France)

6 years ago

Veronica: I only want one slice.

Lance: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.

Veronica: Lance, that’s two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other.

Lance: Shh, Ronnie. Not when you eat it like this.

Lance: The body doesn’t know.

8 years ago

Logical get you from a to z but imagination will get you everywhere

Albert Einstein

9 years ago
True 2

True 2

7 years ago
Not My Work Anime Is Naruto Baby Naruto Smacks Baby Sasuke In The Face So Baby Sasuke Smacks Naruto Seal

Not my work anime is Naruto Baby Naruto smacks baby Sasuke in the face so baby Sasuke Smacks Naruto seal and then Naruto scares him what the fox like chakra round him

8 years ago
Not My Artwork But I Find This Funny It Is From One Of My Favorite Fandoms Hetalia

Not my artwork but I find this funny it is from one of my favorite fandoms Hetalia


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1 year ago

JD: You're a loose cannon, Bruce.

Bruce: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Clay: I think you play by your own rules.

Floyd: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

JD: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Bruce: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Branch is a loose cannon.

Branch: *smashes a chair*

1 year ago

Kismet headcannons

Ages: (going from eldest to youngest)

Ablaze: 29 (bros pushing his thirty’s 😭)

Trickee: 28

Branch: 24

Boom: 23

Hype: 21

Nicknames

Ablaze:

Honeybuns(a joke nickname from hype calls ablaze,he hates it not a ship thing!!!!)

Blaze

Micky mouse

Darling (yet again a joke nickname from trickee)

David

Dadvid

Trickee

Stuart (branch just randomly called trickee this one day and it stuck no has any idea why)

Trickster

Trixx

Sugar t*ts (trickee once said smt sweet and hype started calling him this )

Tee-shirt(boom)

Branch

twig

Tree

Trunk

Roots

B

Bob

And all the tree / branch puns under the sun

Boom

Rainbow

Joe

Bread

Cavetown

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x ♾️

Rainbow alphabet

Hype

Hyperpop

Hyper

Jim

Random head cannons

Boom wasn’t born with rainbow hair he made the grave mistake of letting his friend choose his hair colour and he just dyes it rainbow now

Ablaze was once angry at trickee so trickee got branch to hold a hose, hype to play guitar and boom to hold a hair dryer and he sung a sad song to get ablaze to forgive him, it went badly everyone got soaked , booms hair got caught in the hair dryer, the hair dryer caught fire (somehow?) but ablaze forgave him (trickee ate the last of ablaze’s cereal how dare he)

Ablaze and trickee live together . It’s mayhem .

Boom loves Alec Benjamin so does branch

Boom says he doesn’t listen to cavetown but he does

Trickee once covered branch’s bunker in every kind of

Sticker he owned (branch was not pleased)

Hype once challenge ablaze to an arm wrestle (he lose. and cried)

Trickee loves to prank everyone (mostly ablaze)

Branch, hype, ablaze and boom once’s blasted a smash up of all the songs trickee hates as payback for all his pranks

They was friends since they was kids but only started the band at the end of trolls 1 branch was called B and wore a mask

Trickee and ablaze like to joke flirt but sometimes your can’t tell if it’s a joke or if their actually flirting

After finding out about branches past ablaze unofficially adopted him

Everyone (but branch who was the voice of reason) once got really high and ate crayons they never spoke of it again (expect branch who told poppy)

Sexuality’s

Ablaze : gay (not canon)

Trickee : bi (not canon)

Branch : bi (not technically canon but it’s so heavily implied it’s crazy 😭)

Hype : aroace (not canon)

Boom : gay (canon)

Ships

(Warning these are my ships not everyone will agree)

Ablaze x trickee

Boom once had a small crush on Floyd and cried when he remembers (I don’t ship boom x Floyd btw sorry😞)

That’s all

1 year ago
Giving Them All 3
Giving Them All 3

Giving them all 3

2 months ago

Next here we go still on a dpxdc and tim/Danny kick at the moment.

This one is pretty simple tim and Danny have been together for at least a year when the bats have no clue. They live together and they know of each other's identitys. You can go in many ways for this. I'm just going to say a few that have come to mind.

Tim had a falling out with the rest of the Gotham vigilantes. He doesn't see himself as part of the family. But he's not as upset as he once was because he has Danny, his friends, Danny's friends, and Danny's family. The fentons welcomed him with open arms. Maybe after Bruce comes back from the time stream, he starts to try to be more connected to his kids. He starts to spend more time with them to get to know them better, like he takes some time off or cut down on hours. He makes up with Jason it's still rock, but it's getting better. There was a lot of yelling and bruce tell jason that he regrets how he handled the joker. He apologized to dick for putting so much pressure on him, and he is everything Bruce couldn't be. He got to learn that Damian loves animals and art they go to museums and zoos. Him and Cass bond.(I'll be honest. I can't think of a way they bond at the moment. I don't know Cass that well. He just plainly gets to know Duke. But he can never get Tim alone he never stays long after Patrol. So Bruce tries to be open and asks his other kids to help him talk to Tim. They can't give him answers. It makes them pause and think when was the last time Tim stayed at the manor or just came around for a meal. Even Jason is around now more times than not. They realized that they had no clue about tim, they don't know him like they once did if they ever did. All feel horrible about it, Tim brought back their dad, and they didn't even try to get to know him better. So dick goes to Tim's apartment to see him. He's waiting in the lobby as the front desk person calls up to buzz him in. When Danny walks in with groceries and waves to the front desk to go up. When he is stopped, he asks if Tim is home. Danny hums said he's not sure, and he'll check. Dick thinks that maybe he lives on the floor below Tim as time lives in the pent house. After five minutes Tim calls down to the front desk and says they can send up dick. Dick beams at them as he gos to the elevator. He makes it up to Tim's place. Tim greats him saying that he was in the shower. Dick waves him off. Tim guides him to the kitchen where he see the guy from the lobby putting things away. He turns to Tim to ask but is cut off when Tim give the guy a quick kiss saying thanks after he hands Tim what looks like a little snack tray. Dick follows Tim out of the kitchen to the living room. Tim see the look and says he's my boyfriend he lives here. Questions are fired off fast, where dick learned the guys name is Danny, they have been dating for almost 2 years and living together for 10 months, and last but not least Tim does not see him self as part of the family. He takes what he learns back to the bats. Everyone feels horrible for this. They all try to include Tim more.

This scenario Tim takes Danny to a gala as his dateable. That's how he introduced his over a year boyfriend to his family. Just kinda a crack fic with a bit of angst. Like maybe Bruce wglhile he is happy for tim and wants to have a family dinner with Danny over to properly meet him he is emotionally constipated and worried for the secret identities.

Next scenario is simple. Dick, Jason and Damian run into tim while he and Danny are out for their weekly dat or as often as they can. That's how they find out their brother has a long term relationship. Danny is just laughing in the background.

Feel free add on these are just a few thoights of the same idea that tim and Danny have been together for a while, but the bats somehow don't know. I know there are fics out there with something like these. I love them.


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