i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury
i love giving peter random family figures
yes actually i do need a fic with tony being peters bio dad and signing away parental rights before reconnecting with him later in life, and then peter sees tony willingly raise morgan and wonders why she was good enough and not him
maybe not every spider-man is trans but at least like… 12% of them are
im just saying trump and general ross have sort of similar mannerisms and speaking patterns
are we going to get an orange hulk next?
spider-man: gwen stacy 😻 jonny storm 😻 deadpool 😻 mj 😻 other mj 😻 other other mj 😻
there’s never been a character more made for multi-shipping than your friendly neighborhood spider-man, good ol’ peter parker ‼️
omg i was thinking abt this post again and realized “and im sorry i left but it was for the best though it never felt right” also fits SO well omg this is gonna destroy me. plus the fact that the reaping is on the fourth of july lol
i am not ready for the sotr edits to fourth of july by sufjan stevens when the movie comes out
“did you get enough love, my little dove?”
Tony: Text me to say you’re home safely
Peter: I’m home dangerously
Tony: Stop it
Peter: I’m home lethally
peter, when tony tells him to go back home and not fight the dangerous space aliens because he is a child who shouldn’t be putting himself into harm’s way: