I've Been Working Out For The Past Week. I Feel Like I'm Doing It Wrong But I'm Sore In The Morning And

👶 Found this little guy in the park. #babies #cute #turtle #turtles #binky #forest #outdoors #green #photography #stuffedanimals (at North Olmsted, Ohio)

Being A Slytherin Would Include...

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room

Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there

Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter

Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent

Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates

Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe

Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before

Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles

Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 

Passing notes in class 

saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything

So much swearing

Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”

Getting told off in class for swearing

“God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”

Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 

Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him

Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 

Slytherin PRIDE 

Fruit Loops are just gay Cheerios 

Into the woods 🌲🌳 #naturephotography #nature #park #photography #trail #hiking #green #tree #trees #path #gravel #landscapephotography #landscape #woods #forest (at Cleveland Metroparks - Rocky River Reservation)

I wonder if Morgan Freeman hates the way his voice sounds on recordings

@lettering.world

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

Tomorrow is my 20th birthday and episode 10 of Yoi will be the best thing to happen all day.

We named her Uchiha Chiyoko, “child of a thousand generations.”