kinda gay but not really
like when you know, it’s obvious
but i could also not be gay
y’know?
when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??
no?
just me? cool
“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!
—My english teacher
constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them
someone: are you a dog or cat person?
me: i mean i found a dead dog once
them: no that’s not—
me: it followed me home and now it shows up from time to time so...
them: what the fuck
Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.
200 IQ meme
if an older man keeps buying you and your mom things, and keeps taking you on vacation without you really wanting to is he being both of our sugar daddy? or just one and trying to play it cool? hypothetically, of course.
asking for a friend.
a hypothetical friend.
you see a lot of movies about how dangerous space is and aliens attacking the planet and being really hostile or attacking our spaceships and what not but
you know what’s really terrifying?
the ocean.
i’m not talking about sharks or jellyfish or even the creepy anglerfish
i’m talking about what we can’t see, like why are there not more movies about the deep ocean? “oh, because we don’t know what’s down ther—“
you don’t know what’s out there either and there are four alien movies, two AVP movies and at least two predator movies!
you want horror? let’s leave the sharks alone and have a submarine crash at the bottom of the ocean floor, let’s have scuba divers trying to catch a rare fish and finder a monster
like
the ocean