Latest Posts by mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Page 7

he really liked standing on the mango

it’s the day again ♥️

Got to meet a pregnant black cat yesterday, never loved a cat immediately more in my life

Me: hi Friend: Me: how are you? Friend: Me: listen here you little shit

paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree

good job magic

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

Arthur: *Sees Merlin waiting for him outside the council hall*

Arthur: What'd I do?

Merlin: What, no hello for your consort?

Arthur: Hi! What'd I do?

imagine this between Merlin and immortal Leon

"How long have you known he was alive?"

"The whole time."

"How could you not tell me?"

Arthur: does something stupid with a sword that did not fix the problem

Merlin: godammit and I wanted a peaceful afternoon

Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Merlin: That’s because I deal with the ones that don’t involve swords.

Forest Dweller

You could likely go on for thousands of words and never fully define a chair

The most basic thing in the real world is a chair.

Arthur: what did I told you not to do?

Merlin: accuse the visiting nobles of crimes in front of the whole court

Arthur: and what did you do?

Merlin: accuse the visiting nobles of crimes in front of the whole court

Arthur: you cannot accuse visiting nobles of crimes in front of the Court Merlin!!!!!

Merlin: I wasn't wrong am I?????

Arthur: ..............

Arthur: but still!!!!!!!!

imagine your otp

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

Izuku: Wow, Britain is so big! Look at all the cool buildings!

Kirishima: Look, It’s Hogwarts!

Bakugo:…That’s Buckingham Palace. You know Hogwarts is fictional, right? It’s important to me that you know that.

it was at this point i learned there’s like 7 million birds all named robins and i lost my goddamn mind

Pls reblog if u vote :)

Me: Under waters plant for two weeks Plant: thriving Me: waters plant once Plant for the next 2 months: I'm dying of thirst!

My idea of flirting exactly

im not saying i have a crush on you BUT i really want to pet your hair. please can i pet your hair. it looks very soft. please sir.

Gwaine: (gets Merlin drunk) Merlin: (gushing) he's just so pretty, who gave Arthur the permissions to be that pretty? Certainly not me. (Sniffles) He makes it very hard not to love him, (Cries) Leon: Lancelot: Gwen: Gwaine: Percival: The tavern: Arthur: Arthur: what.

Two of my OC's preparing for a date

Eli had been anticipating the date all week. Keith had asked him out six days ago exactly, and tonight was the night. Eli had been trying for hours to find the right outfit. He currently wore a band t-shirt, and jeans he had gotten on a trip to the mall a few weeks ago. Eli was standing in front of the mirror, judging the look. The jeans made his ass look fantastic, plump and juicy, perfect. The shirt though, Eli frowned. It made him look like a twelve year old boy. Eli slipped out of the shirt and glanced at the mirror again. He blushed bright red. There were hickeys trailing all the way down to his belly button. Keith had made them, the day he asked Eli out on a date. Keith had gently slipped on Eli’s shirt, holding Eli’s face in his hands and kissed him until he was breathless. Keith trailed kisses down his neck, sucking the skin and invoking delicate and hesitant sounds out of Eli. They hadn’t gotten far, and then Keith asked him out on a date, “To do this properly,” he said.

chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins

Arthur: Merlin is the worst servant in the world Uther: He is, you need to fire him, maybe George will do better Arthur: Uther: Arthur: Uther: Arthur: (Aggressively) No

Adora: My head hurts.

Catra: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

There were a few variants I didn't include so if it's not on this list let me know.

lesbian jock vibes

Adora, trying to flirt: shall i compare thee to a summer's day?

Catra: go on

Adora: thou art hot

ah fuck fuck the "so you're not an idiot, that was another lie"//"no, just another part of my charm" exchange where merlin smiles all cheekily over his shoulder because if arthur's calling him an idiot all is okay but then he meets arthur's eyes and remembers why they're here, why they weren't okay in the first place, and his smile just shatters like he's not sure he's allowed to joke around with his best friend anymore

english is stupid and dads cant do emotion

Merlin: I never know whether I should use ‘farther’ or ‘further’

Leon: ‘farther’ is for physical distance and ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance

Morgana: And ‘father’ is for Emotional distance.

Gwen: morgana nO-

Arthur: no, no she’s got a point.

Making these Merthur banter polls makes me realise it's less banter, and more Arthur TRYING to banter and Merlin just roasting the ever living fuck out of him with his sword-sharp wit

I wished I lived somewhere with pretty birds....

Long-tailed tit/stjärtmes. Värmland, Sweden (February 15, 2016).

Gay fairy