Arthur: Merlin Is The Worst Servant In The World Uther: He Is, You Need To Fire Him, Maybe George Will

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"

Athur: Has anyone seen Merlin?

Lancelot, fully aware Merlin is doing magic stuff trying to save Camelot: He’s at the tavern

Arthur: I just came from the tavern Gwaine said he just left to find Gaius

Lancelot: Gaius is at the other tavern

Arthur: there’s another tavern??

Lancelot: at the next village there is

Arthur: and Merlin went there

Lancelot: yes

Arthur: Because Gaius is there

Lancelot: yes

*later at the next villages tavern*

Arthur: has anyone seen Merlin?

Merlin, slightly out of breath: hi

Arthur: where’s Gaius?

Merlin: You just missed him

Arthur:

Arthur: is this a physician thing? disappearing right before i come in?

Merlin: *shrugs*

Arthur: ok fine come on we’re going back.

Merlin: ah ok i’ll be right out

*Arthur goes out to get his horse*

Merlin, to Gwaine and Lancelot hiding under the table: thanks

Gwaine: how did you two manage to not get caught this long

Lancelot: Merlin told everyone once, they didn’t believe him

Arthur: *nuzzling Merlin's neck*

Merlin: Arthur get off, you've got a meeting with prince something something from, wherever. *yawns* can't remember his name.

Arthur: *pulls Merlin's back against his chest*

Arthur: You're supposed to know Merlin.

Merlin: *snuggling into the pillows* Nope. It's my day off, now get lost.

Arthur: *bites Merlin's neck*

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

"if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life" except i do love writing, and yet every time i open my document, i feel like a victorian child being sent to the coal mines, so where’s the lie.

Someone: What's wrong with your friend?

Gwaine: Nothing. He's handsome.

Someone: I didn't say he was ugly. I asked what was wrong with him.

Thee kiddos

Merlin: *beaming* I could kiss you

Arthur: *stumbling over Chair, running into walls, nearly breaking his neck* y-yeah, haha. * leaning against the nearest wall like a loser.* You could

Merlin: