me: it was all in the name of character development.
(I proceed to get curb stomped by angry characters)
You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation?
[AGED UP BNHA]
Todoroki: [pulls back shower curtain while Deku is showering]
Todoroki: Are we- yo, stop screaming it’s me-
Todoroki: Are we out of tequila?
THEY SHOULDN”T BE CALLED white lipped pythons
LETS CALL THEM VIBBIN VIPPERS
i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too!
they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings. please love them
Yes officer, this post right here.
aren’t these the kids from fallout 3
You go to check on your 6-year-old child, who has been in a McDonald’s PlayPlace for quite some time now. When you go in, you discover a colony made up of children who got lost in the sprawling complex and built their own society.
The great avacado heist
I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.
Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket?
Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World!
And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.
Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.
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