The Orangutan in SDC

Every baby in history cries when they are born. However, yours is born laughing

Fugo after Narancia failed his math question

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bruno after he finds a sad child

Broke hoe

This is canon and you can’t make me think otherwise

“Kakyoin-kun”

I  am not proud

The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.

my dumbass wrote the tag wrong 

Protecc the dumb bebe

Protecc the dumb bebe