I will literally give head to the person who helps me find this fic
Ok so basically it was this smau(Im too obsessed with these I can barely read a story without at least one texting scene showing up) and the mc was embarrassed about falling face flat into the chest of Sukuna who was like a football player I think n the whole gang (Yuji, Yuta, Maki, Inumaki, and friends idfk) and then she was spending a whole chapter or two trying to get on his good side cause she thought his was fine. I forgot the rest of it all but the story was really funny and Yuta and Inumaki were taking ANY chance to run the ones with herđ
And then like one of the chapters or maybe the title was like How To Not Get The Guy but PUHLEASEEE HELP ME FIND ITđđžđ
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KILLER FREQUENCY (2023) | The Whistling Man 1/??
And you canât prove me for shit otherwise
Younger me would have been screaming through the roofs if she saw this
I recreated a part of my old parody <3 I present to you, Kaname and Zero.
Enjoy~
Why is the last panel so small :')
This is originally a gift for my niece who recently just got into anime in honor Bakugo Katsukiâs birthday but now Iâm sharing it out to the world. Enjoy!
(Also this is the middle school era because the high school era didnt work for this)
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Youâve never liked Bakugo Katsuki.
Well actually you did. When you were in daycare and then he cruelly rejected you by using his explosions in your face
In any other case you would have moved on with life and just spent the rest of your toddler years ignoring him. But life had other plans and somehow after that confession he started finding every way to harass you. Sticking gum in your hair, dumping water all over your new polo dress, the list practically goes on until 5 year old you had enough of finding rats in her desk.
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âMommy!!â You had wailed, tears practically about to burst from your sockets as you ran to your motherâs widened arms.
âSweetie, whatâs wrong? Did you lose your doll again?â She had pulled you in close hushing you.
âI donât wanna go to school anymore!â
And the rest of the story was history. You had switched out of the daycare and that was the end of Bakugoâs reign of terror against youâor so you had thought.
Middle school comes and you guys somehow ended up in the same homeroom. You hoped he wouldnât have recognized you butâ
âWell look who we have here, thought I smelled failure.â A forced-friendly voice shouted out from behind you.
âDude thatâs so corny.â You grimaced as you turned around to see the same spiky blonde hair grinning like a bird thatâs found a pile of worms.
Of course that hadnât been the case. And so the one person you hoped thought you wouldnât see again had reappeared and so did his torment.
.
âBad news he took all my money.â
âIs there any good news?â
âUhh..he gave it all to his friends?â
Izuku sighed as he pulled out his wallet.
âI was gonna save this for new All Might Merch but..â he lowered his head down âI feel like you need this more.â
âIzu, Iâm not taking your cash. Iâll just.. have to put in more shifts is all!!â
You grinned as you tried to flex whatever muscle you thought you had but Izuku just looked at you with pity.
Despite not sharing the same interests, you and Izuku bonded over being victims of Bakugoâs dictatorship. As they say, the enemy of your enemy is your friend. Though Izuku for some odd reason considers him a friend. But you guess itâs cause of the whole childhood friends thing.
âI donât know why you care for that bitch so much anyways.â You shouted, sure a little too loud for any passerby to hear but as long as it wasnât your mom why should you care?
âDonât say that about Kacchan! He just⌠has a few problems is all!â He stammered almost scared
âA few problems? More like a few screws loose!â You said even louder than before, perhaps you had gotten a little too confident but you basically just got robbed! What decorum should you have anymore?
âHey Izu, watch this!â You winked at him then turned around to shout
âBakugo Katsuki is a little bitch!â You screamed at the top of your lungs
âStop it! What if he hearsâŚâ He stammered turning around to see if anyone was on the rooftop.
âOh please, Bakugo the little bitch wonât hear anything.â You said even louder than before.
And just when you were about to shout out another herd of insults you heard the rooftop door open wide and loud.
All the confidence you had vanished like it was never there to begin with. You were too scared to turn around of course but then you started thinking,
âYou know what? What if it isnât Bakugo? What if it just happens to be the janitor? Iâm sure he comes up here time to timeâ
Is what you had thought to comfort yourself but it all came crashing down when you heard Izuku shriek âKacchan! What are you doing here?!â You could almost see his arms flailing around.
And since you were both brave(?) and stupid you turned around.
âHeyyyyâŚâ Your voice cracked out, âUhh you forgot something? You know, Itâs pretty late you should go home. In fact, let me show you the way out!â You bolted to the rooftop door and tried pulling it.
âIt wonât budge! Ugh, did he steal the keys or smth, how did he even lock it?â
As you used all your arm strength to open the door a pair of arms had caged you.
âWell I know itâs not Izukuâs scrawny ass arms doing that.â You slowly turned around to see Bakugo staring dead at you.
Worst thing yetâhe was close. Not the usual about to blow you up close but the close you see in those j-dramas where the guy gets in close on the girl and they either kiss or donâtâbut in these cases, this is where they do.
Waitâwhat do you think youâre thinking about? This is your childhood bully youâre talking about! Sure, heâs above little conventionally attractive but heâs an insane unregistered asylum patient! And heâs about to literally kill you for calling him a bitch!
âIâve dug my own really deep grave⌠Iâll miss you mom, dad, the neighbor who keeps offering me inside his house- well maybe not him he was creepyâ
As you close your eyes waiting to hear the dramatic explosion sound youâve imagined inside your head. You feel nothing.
Huh, nothing?
You opened your eyes faster than you expect to see Bakugo hold out his hand. And in his hand,
âMy money!! Oh how Iâve missed you!!â You quickly take it out of his hand and start jumping up and down with joy!
âWait, whyâd you give it back?â You questioned, confused at the change of heart? Brain? Whatever it is you wanted an answer
âYou want me to take it back?â He said though it didnât have the same bark it usually did.
âNo, God no! Just,â your eyes wandered down to everywhere but his eyes. His stare felt so much more intense than usual. And for some reason your heartâs racing really fast. Maybe itâs heatstroke? Maybe itâs cause you stopped breathing when you expected to get blown to pieces?
âI never realized your eyes were so red.â
âWhat?â
Silence had entered the rooftop as you started getting embarrassed.
âI said nothing!â you tried to pull open the rooftop door once again.
âUgh, I donât have time for this.â He pushed you aside and the door opened.
Oh.
âI was supposed to push the door..â
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Few weeks later and it felt like that strange event hadnât happened.
But something felt off.
Of course itâs just feel, itâs not like anything was off you just had that strange feeling in your stomach.
Cause truthfully, nothing was off.
Katsuki was back to bullying Izuku and hurling snide comments towards you.
Natural order was instilled so what was off to you.
And then you realized it.
For the past few weeks, Bakugo had been staring at you for the past few weeks ever since then.
From all your extensive knowledge of shoujo romance this would be the spark of a romance. But nothing about this was romantic at all!!
He was justâŚstaring. It was at random times, you assumed he thought you hadnât noticed cause everytime you turned around to try and catch him in the act he would look away.
âYouâre gonna burn a hole in my head if you keep doing that.â You felt brave enough to ask
âShut up before I do.â He threatened, but since he hadnât gotten up from his seat to actually do that, you thought it would be fun to tease him wait? Since when were you so comfortable with him?
âYou kiss your mother with that mouth?â You grinned mischievously
âI would never kiss my mother weirdo!!â He stood up and left the classroom as soon as the bell rang conveniently.
You didnât notice the whole class had been watching your conversation until the teacher had cleared her voice
âI had expected better from you and Mister Bakugo. Iâm disappointed.â She said sternly looking at you.
âSorry Miss, this wonât happen again.â
âIt better not, not only did you disturb the class, it also disturbed my lesson. As punishment, you and Bakugo alone will clean the whole classroom.â
.
âBefore you say anything, I know this was my fault.â
âWell glad you know.â He grabbed a cloth and began wiping the windows
âHey! I was just saying that to be nice!â
He hadnât said anything and just rolled his eyes. But that pissed you off more.
âOh my god, you could at least apologize for being a damn weirdo and staring at me all class.â
You stopped sweeping and put your hands on your hips with the broom in your hand.
âWhy should I apologize? I wasnât the one who pointed it out.â He stomped towards you matching your stance.
âSo you admit it! You were looking at me!â You pointed a finger in his face
He grabbed your finger and placed it down, âSo what?â He began to corner you into the walls like last time you guys had a one on one like this.
âSo.. why?â You muttered softly, but he could still hear it. Katsuki could still hear it.
He sighed.. âWill this be an answer for you?â It was a cheesy line but it still brought butterflies to your stomach.
âKatsuki..â you whispered looking deep into his eyes.
He came in close and, hey guys what are you doing?
Wait what.
The words hadnât registered to you yet but you turned to your right to see an oblivious Izuku who had just realized what was about to happen too late.
âOh my god! You guys have been dating this whole time? Omg Iâm so sorry for walking in on this? Are we still hanging out tomorrow?â
A whole lot of words sputtered out of Izukuâs mouth but none of them registered to you. But Bakugo sure did hear them.
âYou damn nerdâŚâ His head lowered and you could almost see the steam come out of them.
âHuh? KacchanâŚIs something wrong?â Innocent Izuku had gotten scared and curled back.
âIâM GONNA KILL YOU!â He bolted towards him and Izuku was fast enough to dodge an explosion and began running for it as Bakugo continued to chase after him
Good news is you managed to clean the classroom by now. Bad news, Izuku would probably be dead before you guys could hang out tomorrow.
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You would think after that moment, Katsuki would be all over you then. Giving you princess treatment but somehow, it felt like daycare all over again.
He started getting even more aggressive with you. He would intentionally shove you to walls whenever he would pass by. Call you even more names than before. Overall it was hellish. But manageable hellish. You could manage Katsukiâs torment towards you. What you couldnât stand was when he would torment Izuku like he did you.
The final straw was when
âThen take a swan dive off the roof of the building!â
Your blood had been boiling when you heard that outside the classroom door.
As soon as he walked out the room you slapped him before he could do anything about it.
âWhat the fuck is wrong with you.â You seethed. He was stunned until he wasnât.
âThe fuck is your problem chick?â
âAre you insane? You canât just tell people shit like that.â You grabbed his collar while his friends had slowly backed away before scramming to leave the school
âThe fuck are you gonna do about it. You think you can beat me to a pulp? Someone as lowly as you?â He smirked condescendingly
And somehow. That was worse than anything he had ever done. And before you knew it. Tears had come out your sockets just like back then.
âI, I should have known better. You know I really was starting to like you.â
Katsuki, who was just as young and hormonal as you had been shocked. Despite everything, heâd never seen you cry, never seen you so weak.
He didnât know how to deal with that. Itâs not like heâs ever had a girlfriend. He doesnât know how to deal with all those emotions.
âUgh, just leave. Letâs pretend this never happened. If you mess with me or Izuku again Iâll.. make you regret it.â
He knew objectively speaking you couldnât do anything. You were all talk. He could just easily use his quirk to scare you off but, he didnât want toâŚ. Hurt you? Heâs never had a problem with it before so why now?
No, he knows why.
So he leaves. Leaves like you told him to.
And thus, whatever enemies to lovers romance you thought you had going on came to a close and you went inside to see how Izuku was doing.
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Things had been crazy that day. Bakugo practically told his childhood friend to kill himself, same day he got attacked by some sludge villain and Izuku had the kindness to save him, really, Izuku had such a bright heart, shame he even extends it so someone like Bakugo.
But at the same time, things had been particularly calm. Like you ordered, Katsuki left you alone and sometimes Izuku, though you had no clue if that was because of what you said or not. But the end of middle school was around the corner and it was time to let go of things and move on.
Of course even that couldnât be an easy process because your mother had recently made friends with another woman and forced you to come to her house for dinner.
âWhatâs the ladyâs name anyway?â You mindlessly asked while scrolling through your phone.
âWell if you would like to know, her name is Mitsuki.â
You hummed as a sign of acknowledgment
âThis might be a good experience for you! You need to come out the house more often. Iâm sick of you sulking in that desolate room of yours.â
âI have not been sulking!â You pouted
âYou totally have. Is it because of a boy? You know when I was your age I didnât worry about boys.â
You stayed silent and whispered a little, âMaybe, so what?â
The car had stopped. You reached your destination.
âOh my god, it is because of a boy! Did he break my little girlâs heart?!â
Your face became flushed âDonât worry about it! Iâm sure Iâll get over itâŚâ
Maybe.
âOh when I find that boy Iâm gonna!â She started mimicking a wrestler and punching the air
âMom itâs fine! Letâs just get out of the car please.. this is embarrassing enough.â You whined covering your face
She huffed, âOh well, lucky for you, my friend has a son. Iâm pretty sure heâs your age too!â
As you guys got out the car your mom forced you to carry the huge bouquet of flowers she had bought for the visit.
She ringed the doorbell and almost immediately the door opened.
Woah.
All of a sudden it was like a bright light appeared. A beautiful white light that covered around a beautiful woman.
âHello! Come in, Iâm sure itâs cold.â
âYes maâm.â
Like a dog you came inside. The house looked nice but the view in front of you was even nicer. It felt like you were in heaven
âHi! My name is Mitsuki Bakugo.â
And then you were dragged by your hair straight to the 9th circle of hell.
âBakugo? Like youâre the mother of Katsuki Bakugo?â You stammered, you stiffened up until your mother straightened out your back.
âAh! Has the brat- I mean my son mentioned me?â She giggled. It was fake but you were too terrified to care
âNo. Heâs just..â
And like they say, speak of the devil he comes downstairs.
Is that what they say?
âHag can you help me find myâŚâ and there he saw you.
Never in your life did you expect to see Bakugo in a suit
âWhat did I say about being improper in front of guests? And Fix your tie!â She scolded, she was ready to go over to him and smack him until she realized you and your mom were still around.
She cleared her throat and put on her best smile, âHey little lady, would you please help my son fix his tie? If that wouldnât be too much trouble?â
âSorry, but I donât think,â then your mother hit you in the side with her elbow âI mean if Iâm allowed to! I would love to help! I love helping actually! I do volunteer work at homeless shelters!â And you walked over to Katsuki
He wasted no time whispering in your ear, âThe fuck are you doing here?â
âI didnât want to be here! Your mom invited us over!â You whisper-yelled
âShh, the hag has super-hearing.â
âThatâs her quirk?â
âNo, she just happens to have it whenever it involves me.â
You giggled almost. Almost is the key word. Thereâs no way youâd laugh at his words. Not after everything.
âItâs ok I know Iâm hilarious. You can laugh.â He grinned
âShut up.â You said trying to add fierce to it. But you just sounded awkward.
.
As the dinner went on. The only people who had been enjoying it were your mom and Mitsuki.
âI wish you could meet my husband but, heâs out with friends currently.â
âItâs ok thereâs always next time!â
You and Katsuki both turned your heads. Next time?
âNext time?!â
Of course Bakugo had to be the one to say it out loud
But soon as he said that Mitsuki had hit him on the head. Then she whispered something in his ear. But you just assumed it was to not spoil the mood or something along those lines.
Few minutes later the topic had moved to high school somehow.
âSo what high school is your son attending?â Your mother began to yawn. Thankfully it seems this dinner will come to a close soon.
âWell since heâs been so adamant about it we decided he should apply to U.A.!â
âThat Academy? I heard only few get accepted.â
âWell my son is pretty talented.â She laughed out
âThought I was the brat. Now Iâm your son.â
She whipped her head so fast you were worried she would get whiplash
âDonât. Start.â
Bakugo grunted but then stayed silent after that so it mustâve been effective
âWhat school is your daughter going to?â
âOh well weâve decided to send her to a high school overseas. You know, make more space in the houseâ Your mother had joked, but it seems Bakugo hadnât understood that
âWhat?â
Bakugoâs face looked shocked.
âHuh? Is something the matter?â Your mother began to look concerned for the boy
Then he had grabbed your hand and dragged you to his room
âYou brat! What do you think youâre doing?! That is no way to treat a lady! Get back here.â
But to no avail, he had closed the door and his grip on your wrist tightened
âBakugo what the hell?â
âYouâre leaving?â
Oh you get it now.
Bakugo genuinely thought you were going overseas.
âWhat- No my,â
But then you thought about it more.
Bakugo had hurt you. He might not have intentionally done it but he did play with your feelings. And you were done feeling like a used instrument. So you decided to play into it âYes. Iâm going overseas. Itâs this preppy school from America. I probably wonât come back.â You shrugged
âYou..â He lowered his head âIdiot.â
âDid you even think about how I would feel?â
You got confused
âHow you would feel? Donât be ridiculous Bakugo youâve hated me since like ever.â
âI didnât.â
You blinked. âNo.â
âI didnât.â
âNo donât you start! Donât start!â You yelled
âI didnât!â He shouted
He began to look you dead in the eyes
Of course the moment was short lived after hearing both your motherâs shouting for your name
âJust⌠meet me tomorrow at the park. Eveningâ
âAnd I should, why?â You crossed your arms looking him up and down
âPlease.â
Please? The Bakugo you knew hadnât said please. Youâre sure he hadnât changed per se, but something felt different. Or maybe youâre just thinking too deep into it.
âIâll think about it.â
And like that his shoulders seemed to relax and he opened the door.
Then he saw the marks on your wrist.
âSorry about that.â
âHuh?â
No further response.
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As he asked, you decided to meet up with him
âYouâre late.â You informed, tapping on your foot
âYeah, sorry about that.â
There was something behind him.
âOh. Here.â He scratched his head awkwardly.
âFlowers. Is this a date trap?â
âNo, I just- needed to get this off my chest.â
âYouâre confessing arenât you?â You said casually
You didnât expect yourself to be so nonchalant about it. Perhaps itâs because of old feelings but Bakugo seems more gentle today.
âYeah. What do you think about it?â
âBakugo you havenât said anything confessional at all yet.â
âKatsuki.â
You raised a brow. âWhat?â
âCall me Katsuki, sweetie.â A blush formed on his face. And you just couldnât help but..
Laugh
âOh you fucking loser! The Katsuki said sweetie!â you cackled like a witch
âOh give me break, I was following the hagâs advice.â He groaned, even more embarrassed than before
You then let out a few more laughs until you needed to catch a breath. âAlright, let me hear you.â You waved your hand at him.
âCan you stop laughing at least?â
âI didnât hear a may or please so no.â You grinned
He sighed. âMay you stop laughing please.â
âI guess.â
He cleared his throat.
âI hated you.â
âI thought this was a confession? Did I get the vibe wrong?â
He glared at you but continued on âYou didnât let me finish. I thought I hated you but I didnât. I donât know when it happened. Maybe it was when you cried in front of me that day, or when you called me a little bitch,â you giggled âOr maybe itâs been there since you confessed your feelings since daycare.â
Then all of a sudden it felt like a train had hit you.
âYouâre telling me, this whole time, youâd been bullying me because you liked me?â
âI donât know!â
âWeâre talking about your feelings here how do you not know?â
He huffed, âWell when you say it like that I feel ridiculous.â
âYou are ridiculous.ââLook- I just, didnât know how to deal with my feelings that time. A cute big headed girl had asked toddler me for the first time to share lunch with her and I didnât know what to do at that time. I thought the feelings I had were just.. hatred or you looking down on me.â
âFirst off, my head wasnât that big and second, youâre a damn coward unable to face his feelings.â
âYes, I am. However this âcowardâ here is facing his fear and telling you heâs liked you all along.â
âAnd if I donât accept your confession?â
âIâd have been unable to confess if I expected you would.â
For the first time, you were the one to walk up to him. You stared deep into his eyes and felt like the same girl you were in daycare.
Katsuki had expected a slap when you walked towards him but what he didnât expect was a kiss.
Usually in Shoujoâs like the ones youâve read the guy takes the initiative but you decided Katsuki was too shy currently for that.
The kiss hadnât been long it was more like a smooch if anything. For a first kiss it was pretty mundane but the butterflies in your stomach had felt special. Like that simple kiss was special in its own way.
âDoes this mean you accept?â He managed to mutter out, looking so dumbfounded you laughed
âWell yeah.â
âNice.â
âThatâs all you have to say?â
âWell what should I say?â
You sighed. He wouldnât understand even if it hit him on the head.
âWell, Iâll be expecting a text after this.â You say as you give him a piece of paper with your number on it.
âWait, can we really work with the long distance?â He shouted as you walked away
âThat was a lie! My momâs not actually sending me overseas, Iâm actually going to Shiketsu High School!â
âOh.â Katsuki said absentmindedly
âOhâŚâ then he started to realize..
âOH YOU BRATâ
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Thanks for reading!! Happy birthday to King Katsuki who has evaded death more times than my fingers can count
Not risking it, I better get a big BBL booty after this
I personally think Nagito isnât here because thousands of bags would fall out the vending machine even if he only wanted one, but thatâs just međ¤ˇââď¸
if i survived a slasher itâs because i fucked him