Nooormaaan!!!!!!!!! Can I Join The Hunters Today? Please? Pretty Please??? I Won't Bite The Other Hunters

this post rn

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

what is with Norman and befriending kids and becoming their first friend brah 😭 first it was Nathaniel and now I can't count how many others followed suit 💔

woah, your eyes are so cool! i'm Finnick, have we met?

( @ask-finnick-lotf )

I believe we haven't met, my friend. ☺️

Finnick.. That is a lovely name. My name is Norman. I like your eyes too, and your hat.. Very interesting to meet you, Fin. 😊

Say, how are you liking the island so far? You can be friends with me. I don't bite, trust me.. Most of the kids here aren't super friendly. But I'm not, am I?

-🐍

one day

Bro this is NOT Richards mod

It's 2 days actually

canon and valid crashout after literally meeting THE BEAST

(oc content)

stop attacking norman everyone he's literally just a boy☹️🙏

norman - @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

everette - @everettes-requiem

henry - @henrys-eulogy-aflame

asa - @ask-asa-damon-lotf

kitt - @the-kitt-records

nick is uh mine

PUTERBOY CALLOUT POST.

yknow what i have been sick of this guy for a very long time now so I am calling him out in adjacent with @feathery-bastard 's callout post.

Now, it is not my usual cup of tea to make callout posts since I do not want to associate myself with drama, however there needs to be said something about Puterboy.

For the record, this guy for all I know is a 30 year old man traversing everywhere in social media in his freetime (which is almost 24/7). He may be a very inconspicuous man but please NOTE that he is actually a very concerning individual and I advise people to not only block him, but to also kick him out of any platform he is in. He is not only in Tumblr, but in Facebook, Youtube, Reddit, Twitter, AO3, Discord, Fanficton.net, everything you can probably name under the sun.

Not only is he in the Lord of The Flies fandom, but also in the Percy Jackson fandom, Kingdom Hearts, Empire of The Sun, Thomas the Tank Engine, Winnie the Pooh, and more. Please spread this to these other fandoms.

Please be aware of his actions. Here are the list of everything that we could document about his actions and behavior. He is a creepy individual that is borderline PDF behavior if you know what I mean.

watch me

someone needs to make a meme thats like a lotf version of “a good book can change your life” but instead of the guys coming out in a suit they come out in straitjackets

bro does not know who he should go with 😭🙏

prom doodles!!!!!

norman belongs to @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

everette belongs to @everettes-requiem

frankie belongs to @ask-franklin-shepherd

henry belongs to @henrys-eulogy-aflame

and wilbur is mine! ( @wilbur-holland-lotf )

brah where did this come from 💀💀

Is this fish?

Normally I wouldn't give hints about my identity, but no. I know Fish personally, though!

Fish is only active on the weekends. I post whenever.

She has also sent to and responded to this account before. Nice try though! /lh 💚

no im a fish

happy april fools people ❤️

girl dinner