Canon And Valid Crashout After Literally Meeting THE BEAST

golly gee theres so much LOTF ask blogs help me 😭

btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don't stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don't stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.

enjoy this moment but the work has not ended

MATE THIS IS THE BAJILLION TIME I WAS REFERED TO AS A NUN IN SOME SORT OF WAY PLEASE IS THIS A SIGN ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭😭😭😭😭

hi asa here are some cool medical stuff i brought you cus ik you would like it 😁😁😁😁 oh and i brought some food and we got cooked rice ❤️

Ah! Th-thank you so much! Oh I've been running low on rubbing alcohol! These children can't stop getting hurt, it's a miracle nobody has gone septic yet.

Food!!! I haven't had something to eat that wasn't shitty fruit or flavorless pig in- in- in forever! I can't believe I can say I miss rice! Mama cooks it all the time, y'know. It's not as good as her's, but it's still pretty good!

You're a real funny lady! Who has fish for a head? You kinda remind me of one of the nuns that work at the church. But one of the nice ones! Some of them were so hateful for no reason! Sister Linda was alright though, she'd give me turkish delights sometimes.

-🦉

Bonus:

OH GOSH PLEASE FONT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO MAKE ANOTHER OC BLOG PLEASE I ALREADY HAVE ONE

having an oc blog seems so fun

hes actually tweaking out WHAHAHHAHAHAH

this post rn

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

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only those who read the archives knows............

Looks like you've been causing a lot of ruckus on the island, Alexander. I don't know any of these children too well and yet it's all I can hear about. I swear, a couple of minutes ago I was peacefully studying my literature in the forest when all of a sudden, I hear these two boys fighting. For such a "holy boy," you sure do seem to like causing problems for everyone. -🦉

Oh, not you too.

Leave me alone, Damon. I never meant all of this to happen! Don't blame me on things I couldn't control. Ainsworth did all of this. If he just answered nicely and actually kept his dang voice down, then MAYBE none of this would happen!

I am not in the wrong! I wouldn't be, Asa, and that is the truth. I am being victimized. Get out!!

- 🐍

(hes gonna crash out guys -🐟)

(Asa Damon // @ask-asa-damon-lotf )

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