Better Leave Your Door Closed Cuz I Will Be Runnin Outta There Like A Untrained Dog >:)))

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me rn looking at the cool pattern that the 88888888888888888 make

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!1!???

jkjk yall tyty! welcome to the herd! XD i appreciate yall uhhh idk what else to say O YE de wolfquest based rp server is soon coming dwdw!!

for a sorta special cuz idk what else to do ill tell yall bout how i saw my first elk! :D so like i was at some sorta zoo idk i dont rlly remember much but i went on a monorail thing that was on the ground so u could see the animals and it was velvet shedding season (not that like 7 year old me knew-) anyways with velvet comes blood (cuz its skin-like, its sorta like a male cervidaes period idk how else to describe it) and well i saw that blood and screamed. on the train. full of people T_T the end lolol

just saw the official minecraft movie trailer wtf did i just watch

WHY IS JACK BLACK STEVE I AM PHYSICALLY REPLUSED BY THIS MOVIE WHY ARE THERE REAL HUMANS IN THIS SQUARE ASS WORLD HOLLYWOOD PLZ STOP MAKING STUFF LIVE ACTION-

istg if its like the whole jumanji tron steryotype where they get sucked up into the game thru a computer

atleast the creeper looks like a plant so YAYAYYAA THEORIES CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO!!!

honestly, if im going to say anything i should say it now

id never want to be an elk if i had the choice, i wouldnt take it

im glad to have these human abilities, smarts, and privileges. even though i want horns or a muzzle at times that would also mean i would have a horrible life. prey have alot of downsides with their life, prob not even making it to adulthood. its filled with anxiety, your friends and family just dying around you and running since theres only a small chance of successfully fighting back. predators have evolved right next to us so they know our plans, our moves, and our abilities while humans have quite a life of bliss. we even trap animals that can easily kill us like tigers and bears then look at them within zoos.

i cant really think of any other animal id want to be then the human, perhaps a domestic dog or parrot but thats honestly it

sorry for the rant uhhh doodle was drawn on phone this time cuz i was at schol :P

YALL I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA EVER FOR ANOTHER FUN LIL HOBBY CRAFT

KINTYPE SOCK PUPPETS!!!

the doodle is just a messy ref i did for the looks n concept but im plannin to try my best and make it happen >:D

TIP: u should prob use velcro for like antlers n stuff cuz magnets are heavy-

ARGH DANG I GOTTA FIND BROWN SOCKS THATS LIKE THE LEAST USED SOCK COLOR EVER T_T

OPINION RANT TIME WOO LESGOO CUZ SOME OF YALL ARE FUQED UP IN THJE HEAD

ok so can we talk about the whole 'turning straight ppl gay' thing- like.. huh? if you have a straight char WITH a girlfriend or something and then have ONE guy friend the fandom will go totally crazy and be like

'OMG HES SO GAY THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE CHILDHOOD PLES PAIR THEM UP AND MAKE MY HEADCANON BE TRUE SOFT BOI X EMO!!!'

also do you know whos saying this straight girls for some reason????

?????????????????????

like why tf do u need these two guys to kiss just kiss your own highschool boyfriend that youll break up with in a month ya yaoi-crazed freak

like if you swapped roles with a gay char, boyfriend and one girl friend then ONE person headcanons their straight thats homophobia??

(future me: ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT TO IRL PPL LIKE GIRL- THATS A MARRIED MAN WITH 2 CHILDREN JUST TRYNA ACT OUT A CHARACTER AND NOW U TRYNA DRAW HIS HYPERREALISTIC PP TOUCHIN ANOTHA MANS BOOTYHOLE)

AYIUFEKHAJAAAA istGGGG we need to stop ASSUMING and FORCING peoples sexualities LOUDLY like plz just keep that shit locked up in your mind idc if theyre roomates or not in your highschool fanon fic just keep that stuff away from me -me, a literal and openly queer person to show how weirded out i am by this stuff

also the whole 'race headcanon' shit like dude they were white in the books they were white in the movies why are they latino all the sudden?? i know black lives matter n all but changing a persons race is uhhh yeah

mob mentality is fucked man we all fucked when the twitter (no fuck the name 'x' it sounds like a porn site) trending floodgates open and they find out what next impossible natural human behavior to make 'boyfriend goals' like mf mafia army men that would stalk,kidnap and rape u until you got stockholm syndome (that was literally the plot of a smut fic i read- SOMEBODY WROTE THAT THINKING ITS HOT??)

HIHI IM BACK ON HERE SO MIGHT AS WELL ARTDUMP STUFF I HAVENT SHARED >:DDD

bonus stuff that ive drawn for other peeps- been experimenting with coloring my art lately so yall might see that more often!! :D

(used a base for the first one! creds to @/Ibisfloatingcat on toyhouse! was for a little warriors rp serv i was in :D)

average nonhuman experience:

DONT

CRY

I AM JUST A FISH

*epic guitar sounds*

hellroaring mountain released... yk what that means >:)

*plans dubiously in wolf*

BACK IN MY WOLFQUEST PHASE ONCE AGAIN!!! MEET ROSEMARY :3

also heres some goofy ah photos of my mate being scared of his own pups-

ANYWAYS IM SO EXITED FOR HELLROARING MOUNTAIN!!! i wonder if theres gonna be a new achivement for like interacting or killing a wolverine since i think they said its gonna be rare or smthin! i already know theres prob gonna be new cool collectibles so im exited about that- OOH WHAT IF THEY ADD A WOLVERINE SKULL

would be nice to also have a den in an abandoned human camp ehehe tbh my dream wolfquest update would be if you could raid like a rabbit warren or maybe get revenge on stranger wolf dens so there could actually be war n stuff >:D MAYBE IF YOU FIND A NON-ABANDONED FOX DEN IN WINTER U CAN MAKE IT UR OWN BY DEFEATING THEM >:D

it would also be so epic to have mutations like having a piebald pup!! aionguedbhklwsuv i have SOOO MANY IDEAS like a 'rp mode' in multiplayer servers where ur able to play as a puppy or special rp-only emotes like stretching, shaking or play fighting/roughhousing! and maybe even splitting players into diff packs (maybe being able to attack the other players- if in a diff pack XD)

BUT YEE ANYWAYS BACK TO RAISE MY PUPS-6 MORE POUDS TO GO (to 15) AFTER THE DEN FLOODED T_T (edit cuz im too lazy to make another post)

I FORGOT HOW DRAMATIC WOLFQUEST CAN BE LIKE SKIPPER JUST GOT YOINKED BY A COUGAR AND THEN 5 MINS LATER THE ALPHA FEM OF THE MOLLIES CAME

also yaya its spring i can finally bring food cuz the only beavers are like a million miles away :')

OH AND I SAW AN EAGLE PERCH FOR THE FIRST TIME ON LAMAR PEAK AND IT WAS SO PRETTY-

PLZ GROW SKIPPER PLZPLZZPLZZAAA IM ON MY WOLF KNEES AND HOWLING WHY DID U HAVE TO DO THIS UR BROTHER IS 16.9-

anyways yeah i saved and left after that to take a break-hope to update yall once again soon XD

i have returned once again i couldnt resist >:)

WE GOT TO THE REN SITE FINALLY!! :D the personalities of em are rlly starting to come out sooo...

introducing...creek the napper/antisocial, ember the explorer/rebel, and skipper the energetic/extremely lucky XD

i got revenge on the cougar that snatched skipper /j

BONE PARTY!! (yeah thats creek sleeping once again ;-;)

fun fact i found out durin this playthrough: the plane will visit your mate if they have a radiocollar on and you dont! even if your far from the den and theyre still at it! i saw it a few times and it was pretty cool but very hard to get good shots of :')

AGRHJ MORE DRAMA- dang calfree creek moved in super close to my home hex while skipper got sick- ;-;

once again skipper being 1 tiny pound away BUT AYYE SHE GOT HEALTHY AGAIN LIKE 2 NIGHTS LATER SO YAYA

also me findin the barbie bag and lance being scared of it for some reason (AgAinSt GuRLiEpOpS?!?1/1/!?)

underappreciated local redhead XD

i finished and creek got air jailed by lance for tryna be active T_T

I KNEW SHE WAS A RUNT >:(

ANYWAYS HERE THEYRE ADULT FORMS!! ember got a cool tinted buffy which was my first npc coat!! (XD aint suprised tho cuz lance was stormy) and creek looks like he ate face-first into a bag of flaming hot cheetos

ANYWAYS YAYAAA I HAD A FUN TIME!! i might continue this bloodline too..someday >:)

answering this myself cuz im bored an i feel like yapping >:D

skipped first one cuz i only have one confirmed rn :P

ELKELKELK!! i try to know my best bout cervidae but that comes with some downsides- like totally not correcting every misnamed deer (FR THO U CAN EASILY TELL THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN CARIBOU,ELK N MULE DEER IFUWOHGDKMSA T_T)

yes!! i do yearly visits to oregon (family stuff lolol) and got to see elk once :D also got to do a sorta safari ride at a zoo and got to pick up a shed elk antler (jeez they are so heavy oml spikes n females are lucky)

i dont mind being seen as both, as long as i dont give nonhumans a bad look :)

from phycological to spiritual beliefs i try to make myself understand how i got here-sometimes being a therian will leave you will more questions then answers and ya gotta sorta stick with what you got

yee! i love taking long walks since i live near a protected forest, with my dogs and family it sometimes feels like i have my own herd too!

honestly kinda alot, i was about a tween when i awakened and i was really confused about my body, sexuality, etc at the time and discovering i was a therian was another rock on the pile

nope but i wish i did, it honestly sounds like a wonderful experience from what ive heard

so many things i cant even name a few ;-;

wait can elk even be owned by humans- *google* ELK CAN BE RIDDEN????

well i meannn like i own animal stuff but not elk stuff-

i love 'howling' sometimes w/ the hand muzzle technique it reminds me of bugling <3 i also sometimes like to leave subtle nonhuman things out in public to let ppl know they arent alone

yes very much ok next question

idk i feel like the gender just randomly swaps at times like 'oh nice i have horns today'

YESSIR I HAVE A WHOLE YT PLAYLIST BOUT THEM SONGS

el skipparoo cuz i aint a polytherian

i havent seen or met another elk therian *SOBS*

yea i told em while i was young, they support and still treat me as a normal being and let me do my thing

mmmm horse poo + goose poo + sap probs

nope still baggy hoodies n whatever pants i grab :P

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