I Was Planning To Shade It Like I Normally Do, But I Decided It Already Looks Okay Like This, So Have

Dreamtale shower thoughts

You know it's bad when Dream calls you a bad person, right? But if he says that he hates you it's much worse, because in canon he literally cannot hate people from his soul, so he literally broke his own soul because of how horrible you are.

What if Nightmare got shoved in a tub of water, would he be able to be passive again for a short amount of time or would he just corrupt the water or would he melt in it, because if that was the case what if he fell into a river? He would probably struggle to even get out in one piece, he probably would never be whole again and just be like, "Where am I!?" On the surface or in waterfall, he's super tiny just trying to get back to the castle and trying to find the rest of him.

What if Nim actually tried to have a relationship with her sons? Would the corruption process go faster or slower? Nim hated mortals but she would never want either one of the brothers to eat the apples, would try to comfort Nightmare or would she belittle him for crying and not being strong enough to protect the tree?

What if Neil met Nightmare? Would he like Nightmare the same as Dream and take him under his wing or would Neil be rude like he was at first to Dream? Would Neil go willingly to meet Nightmare at Dream's request? Would they bond over the fact that the village hates the both of them and they love Dream (as a brother or son that you lost)?

If this actually happens you are supposed to take your friend to poison control/the hospital, once they're better you take them to therapy.

"Buuut i don't wanna take them to the hospital!!!"

If they were truly your friend you would take them to the hospital and/or call poison control (Thank you @parttimepunner for the list of numbers, you have done a good thing) you would at least try to save their life by bringing them to the hospital instead of making them suffer until they take their last breath.

"Buuuut this is easier and quicker!!!!"

The right things aren't always easy to do, if you truly considered that your friend dying is a bad thing and if you truly could make sacrifices for them then you would have called either the hospital and/or poison control already and have been going to the hospital trying to comfort your friend as the paramedics (Thank you @oneshoeshort for saving lives) try to save them.

"Buuuuu-!!!!!"

No more buts, no more cuts, and no more friend if you don't act quickly and call one of the numbers and if you need to ruin your day/night even more by letting your friend live.(Again, thank you @parttimepunner for the list of numbers and @oneshoeshort for saving lives)

There's no need to make their suffering worse by ruining the rest of them and making their suffering worse.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

The sketches I made recently.

Hello everyone voting for the Tumblr sexy man and Undertale au fans, I want to start a tradition... Error Sans being in second place every year, it will be HILARIOUS to confuse anyone who doesn't know why this creature is always in second place, never first, never third, always in where he belongs and no one can infuriate it, in second place, the only people who would be true fans of Undertale AUs or sexy man followers would understand.

What's wrong honey? You aren't eating your sush-baby.

sushi baby

I became sushie..

@superbfirnacho no just because I wanna eat ivy doesn't mean you can eat me now 🙏

@anon-coke hold meh /w\

Or

Geno: I didn't miss that social cue.

Geno fading into the anti-void: I missed the social.

Dust: I didn't miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid.

Star Sanses Swap/Blue head canons.

• Swap does tie his bandana as a bow in the back, but only for battle so it stays out of the way.

• Swap definitely serves people tacos and burritos after he saves an Au from the Bad Sanses.

• He probably leaves random pieces of paper with riddles on them around the Star Sanses base to keep Dream and Ink entertained and happy,

• If you turn in the riddle and you get it correct, free taco/burrito of your choosing!

• Probably adopted the little Fanon Blueberry for awhile until he found out that he was a yandere, Swap is still trying to help him with his friendlyness lessons.

• Does get left behind by the Star Sanses every once in awhile, either at base because he was sleeping and Dream didn't want to disturb him or at an Au because Dream thought Ink brought him back to base already and was too emotionally drained to check if his assumptions were true.

• He knows he's considered weaker than the other two, but he doesn't mind since they're literal demi-gods to him, yet can still keep with them since he's the SANSATIONAL SWAP!

• He still loves puns and friendly pranks every once in awhile, but it has to at the right time, like when they're relaxing at home or there's no danger around and today is just a fun/calm day.

• He visits his Papyrus and Au a lot to keep everyone from missing his amazing self too much.

• He usually eats healthy food to stay in shape, tacos and other Mexican foods are treats.

• He usually has the most sense, but each of the Star Sanses have their own turns with their shared braincell (yes, including Ink, he needs to have it every once in awhile).

• Is trying to figure out how to give all the bad sanses friendliyness lessons.

• He isn't innocent, but he's a good person in general (even if he has a huge ego).

I'm probably not going to draw a lot for awhile but I made this picture of an oc I made on Pony Town :)

FUCK IT for all the posts i've seen of people talking about how they want more asks everyone is still too shy to send them: so HERE

by reblogging this you are asking people to send you asks, silly cat photos, memes, oc infodumps, random headcanons, wips, questions about your ocs and faves, or litterally just saying 'hi'

I will personally be visiting the inboxes of my moots/followers who reblog this, I have quite the hamster photo collection in need of sharing