Monotone90 - Me When There's Pineapple On Pizza: UTHGIFFD WHY!

Hello everyone voting for the Tumblr sexy man and Undertale au fans, I want to start a tradition... Error Sans being in second place every year, it will be HILARIOUS to confuse anyone who doesn't know why this creature is always in second place, never first, never third, always in where he belongs and no one can infuriate it, in second place, the only people who would be true fans of Undertale AUs or sexy man followers would understand.

i love afterdeath where they’re both like morticia and gomez so much you literally will never understand. yeah i guess you could make them tsundere x flirty or mean to each other or whatever. but like just think. WHAT. if they were so in love it’s sickening. what if they thjnk about each other all the time. what if they kiss a lot. what if reaper writes romantic letters to geno from work and has them delivered via ravens. what then.

Since people liked the last post of Sentient! Broomie so much, I decided to come up with something on a whim so here you go:

Broomie isn't actually a giant paintbrush, he just is in the form because that's what fits best with Ink. When he wants to go out on his own he usually draws on feet and walks away, (his ahh is not keeping it together when he sees Frisk's soul walking); or he just floats but he basically can turn into- whatever he wants.

He actually likes being Ink's weapon, it keeps him out of sight but he can still see what's going on with the, multiverse, and even better, they think someone else is the guardian of AUs, so he's happy being tossed around, even if that sometimes results in being broken or forgotten. He doesn't mind too much, but Ink is definitely getting an earful once they're alone.

Broomie is surprisingly smart, not Sci smart, he's more (canon) Killer smart. He doesn't make his amount of knowledge known, you'll more likely figure out by him randomly spilling out some random fact thinking that it's common knowledge.

He will never willingly let the people of the public know who he is or what he is- not even that he exists, only ever letting people know who he is in dire need, or they're just that good of a person. Currently the only people that know about him are Ink (of course), Dream, Swap, and Lust.

Ink accidentally let it slip to Lust one day, Lust wasn't too surprised, "Darling, there are thousands of AUs out there, I'm sure at least one has a talking paintbrush in it." Broomie was relieved, they're close friends now.

He's the one that tried (and failed) to teach Ink to stay out sight like he always does. Broomie hates being out in the spotlight (stage fright, or something like that) and will basically choose someone else to be a false guardian for him, like, they can defend AUs with him, but prefers to do the actual guarding while the pretend guardian was just there for the fame and praise of being the guardian.

Ink is the first false guardian to actually help him do his job, in turn, Ink doesn't have to go back to his AU or the Omega timeline.

The splotch on Ink's cheek is actually Broomie's guardian mark, meaning, he's the owner of Broomie.

Broomie will watch you for a while before ever attempting to talk to you.

Doesn't have a gender, since he's a stick with hair. He just uses he/him since it's easy to remember since Ink always calls him a dude, he doesn't actually care what you call him through.

I may come up with more later or take a few things out, but here you go for now.

Ink and Broomie are originally made by Comyet.

I found a new ship that I love, Sans x Asgore, and it's not for the ship itself but for the reason that I can only think of this:

Asgore: "Tori, please, I-"

Toriel: "No Asgore, you are an evil child killer and I don't ever want to see you ever again!"

Asgore: "... Fine, but I get your man in the divorce."

Toriel: "Wait what-"

*Insert Asgore walking away with Sans over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.*

Sans: See ya, Tori, gonna live with my boyfriend and my brother now.

*Insert Toriel with a surprised Pikachu face.*

I want to draw this but I never drew Asgore or Toriel before... I'm going to start practicing now, goodbye.

FUCK IT for all the posts i've seen of people talking about how they want more asks everyone is still too shy to send them: so HERE

by reblogging this you are asking people to send you asks, silly cat photos, memes, oc infodumps, random headcanons, wips, questions about your ocs and faves, or litterally just saying 'hi'

I will personally be visiting the inboxes of my moots/followers who reblog this, I have quite the hamster photo collection in need of sharing

I had no idea that this happened, but I'm loving it.

Guys

I made this observation a long while ago but i think more people.need to talk about how not only can inks eyelights change shape but also their scarf depending on his emotions

Like its so cute hello

A super obvious example of this but somehow not talked about enough is in the prism collection stickers, his scarf changes shape corresponding to the emotion of the colour

Sparks, jagged, wavy, teary and hearts. Look how cute. I've seen creators draw it all ink-like and painty but i barely see shapes!!! This is too cute to ignore guys come on!!

Ink + all art ⋆ Comyet

Red and blue make purple, right?

Passive!Nightmare is purple, so you can take purple apart into two colors, red and blue..

Corrupted!Nightmare is blue/cyan, which is more often associated with the feelings of sadness.

But who is red?

And that's how I came to the conclusion that there is another, anger (and preferably smaller) Nightmare out there.

Dream: I'M BLIND!!

Ink, turns the light back on

Dream: Oh thank Stars!

Ink, turns the light off

Dream: I'M BLIND AGAIN!!!

Blue comes in and Ink turns the light back on

Dream: WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!

Blue: You still haven't explained to him how electric light works haven't you?

Ink: Oh come on! You think its funny, too.

Blue:

Ink: Fine, I stop. Party pooper.

There is a massive thunderstorm while it's snowing outside my house and I'm scared help-