I Freaking Adore This Trio Bye

a modern The Mummy au where archeologist Ben Solo and tomb-raider Rey Johnson accidentally awaken the mummified corpse of the cursed high priest Palpatine of the ancient Sith Empire. In between high adventure, scorching sand, and fighting for their lives, sparks of romance begin to fly. 🏜️ insp. by @galacticidiots

Morning sex with Anakin be like: Do you want your eggs scrambled or fertilized?? Starting your day off with a creampie from Ani is a must in your relationship. Imagine lazy morning sex while you both are trying to get pregnant. You're bodies so exhausted from constant fucking like bunnies but Anakin insisting you still need to be filled up. And he won't stop until he sees those pretty pink lines on the pregnancy test -🤰anon

FHSKDJS SCRAMBLED OR FERTILIZED PLS 😭

But waking up with Anakin's arms wrapped around you, and his lips stuck in the junction of your neck and shoulder, fingers making their way in between your thighs, ghosting along the skin there and suddenly you're 🥴 hello good morning 🥴

And he'll mumble something in your ear like, " 'Morning angel... " and kiss your shoulder again. "How about we try again? "

And you just, "In the morning?"

"Yeah, in the morning," he say groggily and muddled against your skin. "I'll keep cumming inside of you until those pink lines appear on the pregnancy test."

And 👁👁 say lesssssss *debby ryan*

those words weren't in the first spinjitsu master's scrolls

based on this masterpiece

so i wrote a 2k fanfic about if Obi Wan spared Anakin instead of killed him, and i kind of want to post it but i’m not sure anyone would read it. is anyone interested?

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Started : 2021/10/14

Last updated : 2021/11/26

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extra af ponytail Anakin

THIS IS FUCKING NEEDED

disney should take advantage of having both ewan mcgregor and hayden christensen on payroll and make a mini series where anakin & obi wan bitch at each other while commentating on major events in the Star Wars series as force ghosts

hey y’all i’ve got a question, how do i add a read more cut on the tumblr app? is that possible? it annoys me that all of my stories are just huge lengthy posts and i really want to add that cut line but i’m not sure how. can anyone help?

I mean, the good news is, I get a big enough thump on my head, I can change, you know? I can learn. I can crawl forward.

Steve + caring for everyone when nobody expects it

we had each other, that was all.