Why?
Isn't it cool being my soldier?
NO IT’S NOT
(So there’s things out there, things that are stronger than Caine and not at the very least well-meaning, who can torture them and any of the others for fun. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it. Cool.)
Buddy: *sobbing in their room in the morning*
(There’s a knock on their door.)
*everyone is running in circles*
Random Mannequin: AN ENEMY SOLDIER IS INVADING, PANIC!
no, i’m not- i don’t even know how i got here.
I-I HAD A BAD DREAM, A REALLY BAD DREAM!!!
-buddy anon
hey, it’s ok. it was just a nightmare. i’m here now.
i’ve gotta get out of here
this can’t be happening
Yay new Zooble acc
Hi
-mod of @jaxwasdeleted
(ooc) hai !
???: but if i have a new name mama won't find me...
she will, little buddy.
Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
Caine: I'M TRYING!
*snaps his fingers but it just teleports a small mannequin atop her head*
Mannequin: YAY FREE TAXI!
oh for (🎉)’s sake-
zooble (stupid name ik), 22, any pronouns. found out how to get online 👍 couldn’t remember my old tumblr login info tho (rp blog run by @charrators)
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