Caine: I'M TRYING!

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

Buddy: *asleep on Zooble's lap, having finally calmed down after such a stressful first week*

(They’re being as reassuring as possible.)

Buddy: Im sorry im so weak...

you’re not weak.

Caine:

*opens a portal to Zooble's happy place, having genuniely listened as best he could*

...huh.

(It’s a secluded spot in the woods. People have obviously been there before, namely them and the people they’d most likely never see again. There’s a heart carved into a nearby tree, reading “M +” . . . something. The second initial is scribbled out.)

whatever. turns into the eraserhead baby and doesn’t turn back

Caine: *nods in understanding and calmly flies to Buddy*

Welcome to-

*Buddy was lost, they had run away from Caine while he was distracted*

Oh...

(🎉).

(They run off too, frantically trying to find them.)

Oh also I wanted to let you know to be careful when posting or rebooting those Gaiza fundraising posts

They might be scams

And they are just draining your money

I've heard of a few of my friends getting scammed by them as well

So just be careful

-mod of the Jax acc

(ooc) i appreciate your concern but i’d rather get scammed than ignore a real donation post /nm

M!A: I said I wouldn't hurt them.

*laughs*

what’d you do?????