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My new Spidersona: Spider-Commando, or Spider Kam 🕷️🪐🕸️ Having recently played Star Wars Battlefront and Halo around the time I watched #Spiderverse, I wanted to give my new Spider-sona a Space-soldier vibe. You can see the influence of Spartan-II commandos and clone trooper commandos in his design but when it came to colors I retained the red-blue scheme so as to not deviate too much from classic Spiderman.

He comes from a world where mutated soldiers are trained at a young age to fight each other (There are rhino soldiers and goblin soldiers,) and originally there were tons of Spider Commandos. However he became the only one and due to some breaking of canon events evil-doers in his dimension were doing, it fell apart quickly and he was rescued. Because he was never given a name at birth (everyone in his world save for officers was given a code such as M4R7-J4N3, H4RY-O2BN, or GW32-2TC7) and he knows he is the last spider commando, some of the Spider crew have taken to calling him "The Spider-Kam(mando)."

Assigned to Migeul's support and rescue units, Spider-Kam has begun to gradually explore what life can be like outside of a soldier.

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People outside of my community will never truly understand just how relevant this video is right now.

oh god i know

what is this nonsense

it's daylight robbery

the packaging still says how to use it

but it doesn't even work

that's gotta be illegal surely

Abmodal Triggers

it's a baizeless argument

Dripped out

cool

DECIEVER

me: "oh i actually need silica, thanks." [takes silica]

aftons: "WHAT THE-?! where you come from?"

me: "just over there." [points at river]

aftons: [quickly glance at river and look back but i'm already gone]

Did- did they research our memes? or is this a coincidence?

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a SILLY halloween! #ikealien #ikea #aftonsparv #blahaj #animation #djungelskog #rat #ikearat #animationmeme

@floppythepony

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

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Thinking about how Osamu Tezuka drew furry tf porn and hid it until the day he died and how even to this day artists still overwhelmingly have to base their whole career around two ends of the false dichotomy of 'serious art' and 'pornography' or be forever pigeonholed by whatever the public discovers first

@sam-dugesian hands out souvenir green jackets

to the people who sleep with him

if you put it under uv light

it says "i slept with sam [his real surname]" on the back

Cringetober 24 - MLP!

Antonymph Fluttershy!!!!!!