'ao3 Needs A Like And Dislike Button'

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

My liege, you cannot execute people for being "vassalslop"

A concept

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

The Contraption, nd. Laurence Stephen Lowry. Lithograph in colours on wove paper, after the painting of 1949.

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

Watching American Psycho so I can be a more educated hater of film bros

Why bother watching Don't Worry Darling when the HOA episode of XFiles already exists (ep 6x15)