Some Au Sanses X Y/n Anyone?

and now my little goo goo gaga 🤩🤩

i started this on his birthday and then felt a little too wacky for my own good and apparently didnt finish so he done now better late than never ya know OMG YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

outer by mimi pippinski

new roomates navi.

summary: waking up to an apartment full of Genshin Impact men was not something you expected, but the antics and events that ensued almost made going bankrupt trying to feed them worth it...

characters: zhongli, venti, kaeya, diluc, albedo, klee (PLATONIC), ayato, kazuha, thoma, childe, xiao, itto, aether, gorou

❥ Chapter One

after your father helps fund your rent, you suddenly find that your fresh, unfurnished apartment is bustling with the very tevyat men you adored <3

❥ Chapter Two

as Albedo and Aether tell you how they found their way into your apartment, you slowly begin to believe him and Aether, next step? meeting the 11 other characters who were dragged in with them and figuring out how you’re going to live with (and hide) all these men and klee

❥ Chapter Three

you head out shopping with the first of three groups, and antics ensue as they learn to navigate a new world with new rules

❥ Chapter Four

with clothing shopping completed, you drop the “clothing crew” back off at your apartment to find the others have certainly made themselves at home… time to go grocery shopping!

❥ Chapter Five

as you finish shopping for sustenance, you return to a home full of chaos before settling down for the night, and then finding out a certain someone is having sleep issues

❥ Chapter Six // Several Routes

a special someone cant sleep, and so you two spend some time together away from the others <3

❥ Chapter Seven

early mornings with the tevyat men (and klee) can get quite interesting, an online order arrives and you try to teach them about technology

❥ Chapter Eight

you panic as your apartment has become a little bit more crowded, you unintentionally take everyone to a nearby park, and the tevyat men discover your birthday is upcoming…

❥ Chapter Nine

your guest comes and goes, bringing advice and warnings along with them, and at the end of the day you prepare dinner

Just doodlin' a QUEEN

Not taking any chances

aaa vil with a flower crown (*⁰▿⁰*) ?

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 tq for the request! I had fun with this one ^^

No changes.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Ace: I have a solution.

Mc: Thank goodness.

Deuce: It involves fire.

Mc: Absolutely not.

I want a doot doot! 😲

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

In the end it wasn’t too surprising that no one ever suspected what you were. You’d been playing human for a long time after all, and had long since mastered the skills needed to hide your true nature. 

It was for this very reason that you were in the predicament you were in now, as the group who had “captured” you, had wrongfully assumed that you were the weakest and most vulnerable. 

Perhaps if the situation had been different, you would have found this somewhat entertaining, but given the fact that they were trying to use you to bait your companions into willingly walking into a trap, you were feeling far from forgiving. You’d come to care for them after all, and the protectiveness you had developed over them was only to be expected from something such as yourself.

Luckily, tricking your “captors” into approaching your bound form, was all too easy thanks to their ignorance of your nature, and once they were within reach….well….

Sinking your teeth into someones vulnerable throat had never felt quite so satisfying~

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