Me: *is Currently Ranting About Dead Bodies Even Those I First Started To Talk About Pokemon* Alien:

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.

The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.

The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.

"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."

Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.

"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

Depends on if it was Owl post with my letter from Hogwarts or not

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

The bread they bake is just so good that now they have an army of ghost body guards

It is known that the ghosts of fallen heroes haunt their killers and cannot move on until the killer is brought to justice. But nobody is willing to ask the baker why so many ghosts are following them around.

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

". . . You need to do better make-up" "Bitch! You need to hide your chest or else it'll be clear you're a lady!" *they help each other hide and the guy's gay while the girl's a lesbian :3*

A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.

They add to his design and I love them!!!

I gave Rise!Raph markings. That's the whole post. I know this has been done before and I'm not original, oh well lol

And incase you don't believe this, Tchaikocsky got married to a lady, but he abandoned her weeks after the wedding. Dick move but also a gay one. Still a dick move my dude.

do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do