I Do! I Do!!!!

yo gang ur likes r public (i dont really care just. yk 👍)

Just fixed it! And I swear to fucking god if you say anything about what you saw I will tell everyone in the girl's locker room you simp for fiction characters...... LOVE YOU BESTIE >30

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

Villain: I have your child Father: Which one? Villain: Ummm... long brown hair and brown eyes. Chubby but not fat, mostly skinny but with chub. She's smiling at the floor for some reason. Father: Oh! That's my daughter Mikachu! Yeah you don't have her... she has you. HAVE FUN SWEEITE!

You were the only child that didn’t have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.

Me: *looks at Genie laws* Huh.... Okay looks like it's allowed. Master: I'm a lawyer Me: That explains it.

You are a genie. Predictably, your latest master uses their first wish to wish for infinite wishes, but you tell them you’re unable to give infinite wishes. What you didn’t expect was that they would instead use their first wish to wish that you were able to give infinite wishes.

HOLD UP! . . . PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ THE BOOK?! AND THE LADYBUG PAGE JUST SAYS LADYBUG?! Why am I the last one to know??????? And why am I so dumb???

I don't remember well, but about the decoding, it was laughable poorly made, it was either gibberish or simple thing like " this the ladybug it's red" and some even have the modern names of the heroes? Like i remember the fox stil was call Volpina in the ancient book

That's what I'm saying! Once everyone figured out that the symbols on the Ladybug page literally said L A D Y B U G, the rest was easy, UTTERLY easy!

He's so deerpy I love it!!! How about...... "Lord of the derps"?

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

Someone: What's you're power? Me: I lose all common sense at random times.... Someone else: Oh shit!

In a world where superpowers are ranked based on its lethality and threat levels, you somehow ends up pretty high on the rank despite having a power that’s anything but lethal OR threatening.

And I fear you

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Me: SO SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET IN HERE, LEAVE THIS, AND GET OUT?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!

You’re stuck in a dungeon. you have been in here so long you don’t remember what crime you committed to be thrown in here. The kingdom has long since collapsed, and you’ve been stuck drinking the drips off the walls and eating the rats. One day you wake up to a surprise, a letter and the key.